At #27yearsold I still managed to wake my mom up 6 minutes before her alarm was supposed to go off, thinking she was late & I was helping.... #fool#haha#fml
I wish all the “other personalities” my ex claims I have, would come help me clean up this house, I mean shit, can the fat bitch atleast come out and do the dishes??? 🙄😩😭
Someone asked me why I was eating double chocolate chunk cookies at 7am & I told them I worked night shift so this was my dinner/dessert time.. but really I would be doing this even if I didn’t work nights