Lincoln

Desperately trying to be normal but people just don't understand the threat presented by Paleontologists, Cyclists, and great apes. Extra-terrestrials are food

[Lincoln @5dollarL]

Becoming a wise elder is realizing the Xenos are food.

[Lincoln @5dollarL]

@corsairgnome damn

[Lincoln @5dollarL]

She’s gonna turn out to be a fed bros 😭

[Lincoln @5dollarL]

I took down the last message screenshot because I forgot to redact the pfp. But there was also this exchange.

[Lincoln @5dollarL]

how do you do fellow kids?

[Lincoln @5dollarL]

@carryonfreebird Heck yeah! Stay thriving, love to hear it.

[Lincoln @5dollarL]

@frogarchist Hell yeah

[Lincoln @5dollarL]

@AmanogawaShiina He mogs us all

[Lincoln @5dollarL]

@_kab0j Haha 😂

[Lincoln @5dollarL]

The occasional accidental discharge really keeps the men’s Bible study lively.

[Not Sure Gnosis 🦈🐆 @ViceLitty]

Imagine being a LEGO store and stealing a dying mans LEGO collection, and you chimp out so hard it exposes how schizophrenic and insane American police corruption is to the entire world

Nice job retards, you deserve everything coming your way
https://t.co/go9ZzJIRXT

[Lincoln @5dollarL]

@AnyaNyabyss being a little dumb is my favorite

[Lincoln @5dollarL]

@TLEPaz Too many such cases

[Lincoln @5dollarL]

@VagrantVillain A lot of the homies here have had to learn this very difficult lesson.

[The Villain Formerly Known As Hani 🏴 @VagrantVillain]

Americans and Israelis are the only people on earth with enough audacity to pretend it's a war crime to defend yourself from their invasions and strikes

[Lincoln @5dollarL]

Shaky cam footage of the production execs being taken out behind the shed.

[Star Wars Sessions Podcast @StarWarsSession]

What would YOU like to see from a Star Wars Episode X - XII ? 👀

[Scotty @MediaSnobScotty]

Bicyclists constantly proving they deserve all the shit they get, smh

[Lincoln @5dollarL]

@bigolgreenfrog Been that way for quite some time.

[Lincoln @5dollarL]

Bro my entire TL is either gay, homophobic or the Hank Hill WD-40.