selinaaa

Cute but I bite !

[selinaaa @5elinaaa]

@TeamStubHub I sold my taylor swift tickets in December and still haven’t been paid out for them 4 months later

[selinaaa @5elinaaa]

If I had a drive way i’d paint it orange

[g @gkforty7]

vancouver is like if aritzia was a city

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i can’t come tonight! you make me feel weird

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

The feminine urge to say “I’m too pretty for this” at every minor inconvenience

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

HE HATES ME!!! (he’s asleep while i’m awake)

[Thrill Kill Kitty @ThrillKillKitty]

@mattxiv No one:
Britney Spears on IG:

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i swear people forget that britney was in a prison of her father’s design for the past 13 years. she missed the years when we were all terrible at instagram and used those tacky in-app filters. she’s feeling herself. let her be

[demitria @wannabfisherman]

drinking one glass of wine and texting everyone I love "Hi"

[selinaaa @5elinaaa]

I’ll never be as funny as I was before I started dating a nice guy :/

[gigi @420insidejob]

going suicide prevention shopping which is where i go to target and buy myself something so i don’t kill my self

[Real Talk Kim @RealTalkKim]

Be THANKFUL for the doors that closed keeping you from wasting so many years in the wrong rooms.

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

she says i’m a burger chef the way i go in-and-out

[prance @bocxtop]

sorry i didnt respond to ur email in a timely fashion its just none of this shit matters. like at all

[helena riley @freshhel]

If i ever do one of thos tweets like “sorry I haven’t had good tweets lol i’m in love and having sex” that means im chained up in someone’s basement

[rose @roramdin]

This is the funniest shit for no reason

[ambam @ahmbuer]

Damn being happy has really made me less funny