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[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

Finally done and dusted #icairesults #icai

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

Socha yad dila du kotak phone call

[Ashneer Grover @Ashneer_Grover]

@NalinisKitchen Bheek / Chanda maangne ka tareeka thoda casual hai.

Biwi ne gyaan de diya hai already - itne mein itna hi milega :)

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

Perks of being a Mad king' son

[ADA @Uc_heyy02]

8 seasons of Game of Thrones and 3 of House of the Dragon later, I still don’t understand why Daenerys’ dragons spared Tyrion instead of burning him to a crisp.

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

Ha bhai chicken dinner usi ne khel ke dilaya hai

[Rohit Sahu @scroller2712]

@sankihu_ no defending sid nor a fan , but the point about relevance is wrong sid has more achievement as a manager than rnt as an org 4x trophies in pubgm/bgmi and many achievements in dota while he was in entity, irony is that rnt is irrelevant without scout

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

Always told he was the biggest man child, thug bhai need to kick him out of the org

[बुल्ला @sankihu_]

Rohit bhai ate and left no crumbs 💜⚡️🤲🏻

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

@Nikhil_K777 Bro us messi shirt me bache ko udte dekh teri yad ayi

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

This was the most satisfying thing you'll see all day

He learned a life lesson

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

India me cleavage dikhana content hai, these fuckin simp generations kuch nhi ho sakta inka

[Chota Don @choga_don]

She is muskan Karia, Instagram influencer known for showing her body and getting views.

Exclusive Instagram has 5000 subscriber ach pays 390 per monthly. She is earning 20 lacs monthly.

Today she got award of content creator of Sri Lanka 2026.

Is this what "content creation" has come to? We are handing out awards for objectification while true, hard-working talent goes unnoticed. What happened to valuing actual skill?

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

We don't want next Pulwama

[The Analyzer (News Updates🗞️) @Indian_Analyzer]

J&K CM Omar Abdullah:
🗣️ "Amarnath Yatris are being kept almost like PRISONERS, without the freedom to move around.

Let them explore. If they spend even 10% of their BUDGET here, it will benefit locals."

Should they be allowed?

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

Lol, converted whore

[AutisticClips @AutisticClip]

Sneako declares New York an Islamic State

“Islam will be in every household. Inshallah, the whole world will become Muslim.”

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

Big news : Gujarat ATS has arrested eight Jaish-e-Mohammed terrorists from Gujarat and Madhya Pradesh.

1) Ahmed Abdullah Gajiwala
2) Ibrahim Mohammad Husen Ghagha 3) Mudassir Abdullah Ghaziwala
4) Zakariya Durani Mohammad Ammar Ghagha
5) Mufti Faujan Ismail Dauwa
6) Mohammad Amin Shera
7) Mohammad Abdul Rahman Savdi
8) Bilal Durani Mohammad Ammar Ghagha.

They were planning terror activities across the country...

Well done @GujaratPolice @sanghaviharsh

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

Always the muslim

[ANI @ANI]

Eight accused associated with the proscribed terror organisation Jaish-e-Mohammed (JeM) arrested from various districts of Gujarat and Madhya Pradesh. They were actively working on behalf of Jaish-e-Mohammed to set up an active network in the state of Gujarat to further its terror activities. A case has been registered against all 8 accused under sections 13, 17, 18, 38, 39 of UAPA and sections 148, 61 of BNS: Gujarat ATS

The accused have been identified as -

Ahmed S/o Abdullah Ghaziwala
Ibrahim S/o Mohammad Hussain Ghagha
Mudassir S/o Abdullah Ghaziwala
Zakaria Durani S/o Mohammad Ammar Ghagha
Mufti Faujaan S/o Ismail Dauwa
Mohammad Amin Shera
Mohammad Abdul S/o Rehman Sawdi
Bilal Mohammad S/o Ammar Ghagha

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Delhi: A smartphone app named BAT-BMS is being used by people to remotely disable moving e-rickshaws through a Bluetooth connection.

Speaking on a video by him, allegedly showing individuals using the mobile app to remotely disable moving e-rickshaws, influencer Amaan Siddiqui says, "I saw a man tying up his rickshaw to another in order to move it. I suspected this app to be behind it. I brought my vehicle behind it and tried connecting my app to the rickshaw. Once it connected, I asked him to stop and told him that his rickshaw would now restart. He broke down and told me that he has lost an entire day of earning. He had taken the rickshaw on rent. I got emotinal too. His rickshaw had been at the same spot for an entire day. What is being done by people is wrong..."

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

Ek lath padega nauska sara protest dhara reh jayega chota bhim

[Amit Kumar Sindhi @AMIT_GUJJU]

"Abhi Amit Shah ka phone aaega to bhagte hue jaoge tum Saale, yahi Aukat hai tum logo ki."

This is the kind of filthy language that fraud Abhijeet Dipke is using against the Delhi Police.

The Delhi Police have been protecting these jokers for the last 13 days, yet they still have to listen to this kind of abuse from such frauds.

He is taking out his frustration over the poor turnout at the protest on the Delhi Police.

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

Pakistan ka dalal bhenchodd

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Delhi: On talks with Pakistan, former R&AW chief Amarjit Singh Dulat says, "What Mehbooba is saying, what Farooq is saying, I am saying the same thing...I don't think there is any strategy. It's just a thought as far as I am concerned. The lead has been provided this time by the RSS."

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

Do you how CCM 's can afford all these foreign trips 😂😂

[Vandana Jadon @itsvandanasingh]

Bolna nahi cahiye...
Per ye branch vale itte chindi chor hein
Institute say pura paisa aata hai fir bhi bakvaas... Churan vali trophy banva dete hein bhaii.. Kuch sharam kroo
Tabhi ish branch ki koi izzat nahi hai
Gaziabad branch or jaipur branch kitti mast mast trophy deti hai

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

In bhenchodo ko dialogue krna hai bc bhudape ke desh bechne chle hai

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Delhi: On letter of over 100 prominent citizens from India & Pakistan to both PMs for 'restoring peace, normalcy, dialogue', a social activist and one of the signatories says, "I, with a group of 117 people, comprising 61 Indians and 56 Pakistanis, have jointly written a letter. It is an open letter addressed to the Prime Ministers of India and Pakistan. The core request is for them to engage in dialogue, normalise relations, and resume trade and communication... Currently, there is a trust deficit between us. That is why it is essential that the Prime Minister of Pakistan and the Prime Minister of India talk to each other and hold discussions regarding the state of our relationship. Whatever differences exist should be resolved through dialogue. That is the purpose. The time has come to realise that war is not the solution; war benefits no one..."

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

Cheers mate

[Sohel 🇦🇷 @FREAKVILL1ERS]

Happy CA day to all fellow ca mutuals. By far the Greatest profession of this country.

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

62 bhadwe, lavde ke concerned citizens

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

Itna hi josh hai army chle jao, liability bane hue hai desh pr

[Royal Singh 🦁 @Royalsinghz3]

I already said to deploy CRPF, local Police & State is Incomptent, they showed us proof of their incomptency for 4 days

The State has sent Police with Lathis & expects them to deal & handle with goons armed with Swords & Knives

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

@akshitaa98 Lagta hai diid ka foundation bhi nhi nikal paya

[CA Racketeer @5en9a1]

I'll pray her daughter gets 3 friends from his husband as co wife

[Rahul Shivshankar @RShivshankar]

MLA FROM BJP'S ALLIANCE PARTNER NCP (AJIT PAWAR) PUSHES FOR POLYGAMY SAYING INDIA SHOULD ACCEPT QURANIC PROVISIONS!
This is what happens when alliances are stitched only to attain power. NCP MLA Sana Malik forgets that India isn't Pakistan.