The Button Burglar

Stealing your buttons, when you need them most!
*Nemesis of zippers and laces everywhere*

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@xochelseawilde You have hair?

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@SfgRaiders1 @femalebodybuil6 Don't dismiss the power of internet anonymity.

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@femalebodybuil6 Pissin me off.

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@ofalyssa9 https://t.co/zQC7enLxnO

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@Fay_Morningstar First question you should ask is why there is a high spot? Common indicator of a septic tank. Safer to fill the low spot.

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@wikkiwikki @elonmusk Ummm. You're gonna be pissed.

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@Wthmoni Every time you get a cut, you suffer traumatic skin failure. 🤔 It's this organs job to keep the bad stuff out, and the good stuff in. Show it some love. Because without it, you're just gross.

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@dr_vennas66777 @siliconcarnesf @elonmusk As a cardiothoracic surgeon, you will appreciate that TWO YRS AGO, my employer gave me, and thousands of their other employees a free aortic CT to evaluate AI's ability to read that imaging with a level of accuracy equal to, or greater than a human radiologist. It won. 😁

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@dr_vennas66777 @siliconcarnesf @elonmusk Hell, even something as minute as a handheld ultrasound probe that should reliably assist insertion of a PIC line is stymied by an outdated micro-usb to USB-C cable, because of the cost associated with changing the USB connector on the probe.

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@Jesii_ca_M The Waymo

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@dr_vennas66777 @siliconcarnesf @elonmusk For an example, a brand new dialysis machine that filters the very blood people need to survive utilizes 80's era ribbon cables and serial ports. Why? Because changing anything that matters beyond software aesthetics requires millions of dollars and years to re-certify.

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@CannedDock @SawyerMerritt @elonmusk They were right. At this point, there is no competition!

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@SawyerMerritt How many of those were Model YL's?

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@TheNayaV You have eyes?

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@jazminesinging Size is a number girl. You are an experience. 🫠

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@theflirtygemini Talk about shelf space... 🫠

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@lisay1020179757 What prompt did you use? 😂

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@elonmusk @Tesla_Optimus

But can optimus do this? https://t.co/2sw4pilTPm

[The Button Burglar @5fingeredSavant]

@dvorahfr Of only Grok was better at synching the voice to video better!