Self-confident KING (credit score: 777 📉)

13yo and already hot 👌👌

[Self-confident KING (credit score: 777 📉) @5ft8ButSturdy]

Due to isolation, branching out into e-sex

[Self-confident KING (credit score: 777 📉) @5ft8ButSturdy]

@elladorn_ She’s not campaigning though. She won.
She’s delivering updates to constituents and they’re all like this

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

You can go to school all you want but some things you have to learn on the job site. Like no class in veterinary school teaches you not to eat cotton candy from the fair across the street bc then your mouth will be blue when you tell a family you have to send their dog to hell

[Self-confident KING (credit score: 777 📉) @5ft8ButSturdy]

@TrimaxionAI @NetflixAndPhil_ Well that and the shear density of residential addresses paying tax and business addresses paying rates

[Self-confident KING (credit score: 777 📉) @5ft8ButSturdy]

I fear I will soon be single again so starting my self improvement arc prior to the breakup this time so I can hit the ground running.

Investigating this looksmaxxing thing and turns out it is all just a question of money. I assumed it was far more complicated to look good.

[Self-confident KING (credit score: 777 📉) @5ft8ButSturdy]

@paxangloceltae The perfectionist in me could never. I’d want it plumbed and piped in properly (not possible in a rented flat).
Exhaust out the window means probably pulling as much hot air from outside through the open window than you’re pushing out.

The fight continues.

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

It’s anti art when your girlfriend goes to the bathroom during a movie you like and says you don’t have to pause it

[Self-confident KING (credit score: 777 📉) @5ft8ButSturdy]

My motto of ‘never say no to a woman you haven’t slept with yet’ is causing an unexpectedly large increase in tasks at work.

[Colonel Keezner @Colonel_Keez]

She found my Twitter and now she won't answer my texts anymore

[Self-confident KING (credit score: 777 📉) @5ft8ButSturdy]

Made this for dinner out of curiosity and it slapped so hard I immediately had to make two more.

[Largacty3 𓅃 @largacty3]

The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll

[Self-confident KING (credit score: 777 📉) @5ft8ButSturdy]

Ran out of credit. 30s form at 1am leads to another few months of cash flow.

Might buy a Rolex

[Self-confident KING (credit score: 777 📉) @5ft8ButSturdy]

I love credit cards. Debt currently around 27k, and just booked an overseas holiday.
Might book a couple more.

[Self-confident KING (credit score: 777 📉) @5ft8ButSturdy]

Rent payment failed this month as didn’t have enough money in the account.

Upon attempting to pay, found out I can pay my rent by credit card.

Minutes later I am approved for a nine grand 0% card to put the next few months’ rent with.

I can’t see this blowing up in my face

[audrey @amatrxx]

When this covid shit is over ima go to the gym and get a gf

[َ @solacexe]

niggas meet their girl off hinge and get their job off indeed and wonder why their life is slop

[Self-confident KING (credit score: 777 📉) @5ft8ButSturdy]

Coming up to one year with my gf and she wants to go back to where we had our first date cuz it’s “special to us”.

I don’t have the heart to fess up about it not being my first time there.
And that I took my ex there too.
And every first date I had during my brief Hinge phase.

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

My parents would do a bit where my mom would tuck me in and my dad would come in as the "tuck-in inspector" and find my mom's job to be subpar. He'd step out in the hallway and fire her and she'd scream, begging and pleading for her job, even offering sexual favors sometimes.

[Self-confident KING (credit score: 777 📉) @5ft8ButSturdy]

Deeply upset to find out the “private rooms” at karaoke bars have cctv

I thought they were private, and acted as such. There should not be footage of my schmoozing floating around

Next you’ll be telling me cab drivers can see you in the back sticking your hand up a girl’s skirt

[Self-confident KING (credit score: 777 📉) @5ft8ButSturdy]

Spoke to one girl this evening.

She was eyeing my drink order and asked the bar whench about it. I said it was nice and was ordering for a women who said they were very tasty and sweet.

She said ‘oh I just thought you were fruity’.

[Self-confident KING (credit score: 777 📉) @5ft8ButSturdy]

Went “out” out for the first time in a while and whilst waiting for drinks a hot girl full on groped my shoulders as she went past.

In that second she cured ten years of body dismorphia.

Just every other issue to resolve now. Maybe next time I’ll chat to a girl.

[Self-confident KING (credit score: 777 📉) @5ft8ButSturdy]

How was my “metro”?