greeneyedphoenixx

If you know me, great. If you don't, you’d better get on that because I'm awesome. Also mom of two, please send coffee. ☕️☕️☕️

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@LindaChadd26259 @anttsinc See now that was my thought as well.

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

What to say on a 911 call after a self-defense incident according to a criminal defense attorney 🚨📞

[ARYA™ @elia_mafhh]

A 29-year-old warehouse employee burned down a Kimberly-Clark warehouse and wiped out $500M in goods, declaring, 'All you had to do was pay us enough to live.' So I checked the facts on his wages. The numbers don't look good for the company.

[🤎 Brita No Filter🤎 @Brita_Be_Like]

Be for real, if we start using corny pickup lines on men, will it work? Lol. Because I’m finna start.

[Zero Tolerance Policy @ThoughtCrimes80]

If people with a Masters Degree can’t even get hired as a Walmart cashier, future generations are totally screwed.

[greeneyedphoenixx @5ftfirecracker]

@introvertsmemes Don’t. Marry. Him!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

POV: You started a towel war with the cleaner at your hotel

[📹evinmaz]

[୨୧ @zkdculture]

fun fact: MTV were suffering from low ratings so they invited michael jackson to perform at the VMA’s in 1995. his performance was so good that it literally saved MTV from bankruptcy

[greeneyedphoenixx @5ftfirecracker]

@Matt_Pinner

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@VitalVegas Considering he’s busy in his ambassador role, yes funny.

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@MicheleFallon7 @90DayCray That math is not mathing. If she’s 35, she was born in 1990. That’s not a 90s baby.

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@crazyclips_ Stop being an irresponsible Ho. Problem solved.

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@SHABOOTY He gives me the creeps. Can’t quite pin point what it is about him that does it.

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@VitalVegas I worked there for 4 years. There were plenty of jumpers in my time.

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@CrazyVibes_1 @FAFO_TV I nearly lost it and started tearing up when he asked if the baby was okay. More concern about others than himself. What a genuinely kind and good person. Not all heroes wear capes, but he deserves one.

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@idkwho702 @VegasIssues @Sheriff_LVMPD Damn bro. Who hurt you?

[greeneyedphoenixx @5ftfirecracker]

@idkwho702 @VegasIssues @Sheriff_LVMPD Dunno, but the above says sheriffs are highest on the totem pole. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[greeneyedphoenixx @5ftfirecracker]

@idkwho702 @VegasIssues @Sheriff_LVMPD Different municipalities.