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[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

THE BOYS LITERALLY DID THE SAME BIT FOR HOMELANDER THIS WEEK

You can’t make this shit up

[kels @5kelsey5]

Is it normal to cry every time I read something new about the Artemis II mission?

[love drops @lovedropx]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed.

[Dubai Frank @DubaiFrank_]

Me walking to my gate to prove it exists before heading to the airport bar

[Circe @vocalcry]

I remember explaining to a former British colleague what Irish car bombs were and he was like "omg that's so offensive that's like having a drink called 9/11" and I was like "do you think Americans wouldn't drink that or"

[lexiiiiiiiiiiiii @blondspit]

I’d dead ass scream at the top of my lungs if I saw this mf at the foot of my bed

[Alex @_alex_joshua]

Would really appreciate if everyone helped with my GoFundMe

[🏆 - kermit gulag @scullyenjoyer]

how can you not be romantic about the olympics

[Matthias #SiempreGino @NairoInGreen]

Julia Simon shushing the haters (she stole her teammates credit card), god I love athlete brain

[Yrizona 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇳🍦🥥🌴 🫀🥟 @yrizona_]

the letters:

[andy @heyitsandy_]

winter olympics is so superior to the summer olympics, i don’t care about ppl running around a track but i’m very much into watching ppl sliding down an icy tube headfirst on a tea tray at 70 miles an hour

[kels @5kelsey5]

Sometimes you think your coworkers are normal, grounded people and then you find out that they listen to AI music and your entire perception of reality shifts

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

victoria beckham at her son’s wedding

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

The boiled egg pot remains the most popular meal deal snack this year.

But even worse, Red Bull has overtaken Coke to become the most-bought drink.

We are a deeply sick country.

[Brian Costello @BrianCoz]

Sometimes I wonder what the Jets actually do at practice.

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

Our players have requested a change to the tone of this post. They did not like being referred to as 'very average' and instead prefer the term 'seriously underwhelming'.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Born too late to explore the earth. Born too early to explore the stars. Born right on time to get war updates from Pop Base.

[Pushin 🅿️ 2-3 @Matt23Moore]

Take and eat. This is my body, given for you.

#PopTartsBowl

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

“It’s the Pop-Tart’s bowl. Both teams put sprinkles on their helmets and they have 6 live pop-tart mascots. The winning team gets to sacrifice one of them and then eat them live on the field. The trophy is also a fully functioning toaster. It’s the people’s national championship”

[kels @5kelsey5]

I love married life