Honestly being a table gets me so much drama. I know about so much that no one else knows. Like, crying people having their little emotional chats, I’ve seen things no one else has.
A little girl just spilled mashed potatoes and gravy on me. It was absolutely disgusting. I HATE gravy. It literally dropped down my four table legs. I have taste buds too!!! #funny#joke#table
Remember when Ella was walking to sit at the table at thanksgiving and fell down shattering her plate and spilling all of the food in the process. And then she just said “Welp I guess the Turkeys done!” and laughed uncontrollably for the next 5 minutes.