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Ten bucks here, ten bucks there, broke. #nplus1s

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It's like playing chubby bunny with your asshole #nplus1s

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Boobs and a dick are like the perfect combination #nplus1s

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Spitters are quitters - Shame-O #nplus1s

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"Did you write MILF on my white board!?" -Mom

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"You're like the Donald Trump of pussy" - Mack

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"Next time you challenge me, you will unwillingly see my penis - and then willingly suck it." - Black Mamba #nplus1s

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"Does that even exist? Like a 100% half?" - buckles

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"Wait, Sara, is your dad black?" - Abercrombie & Mitch

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Would you like some minimum wage to go with that English homework?

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"I don't think I'm a bangs girl" - Teeny, Tiny Coleton

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"You're stroking meat in front of me with coconut oil. Stahp." -Mom

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"I called someone a Dothraki Warlord last night" - Chocolate Thunder

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"You are literally the definition of sad." - Gilly-bean!

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"So if I like snip it in half and duct tape it back together?... You gotta come grab it, I don't want some stranger to grab it." -Waterboy

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Kals so white he could be British - little spoon

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When's Easter? I want to eat a bunny -Gilly

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"Let me take a picture of this first, then I'll find the person I need to yell at." -Unicorn Sneeze

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"I took winter survival training once... No wait that was CPR" -2shot #nplus1s

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You shall not pass! You shall come!- Little spoon