cory

I'm here to save the world with 1 crappy meme at a time.

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@WastefulBlimp He pressed you multiple times in this clip and you turned your back and dribbled towards your own goal every time. You are the one who is boring here...

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@REFLOG18 TLDR. Happy hes gone. Tired of his bullshit. He isnt Nick Chubb. Dont let the highway patrol pull you over on the way out...

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Im glad Myles is gone. I was tired of his bullshit. Give me guys who want to be here. #Browns

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@marsscumbags They are barely even friends. Eddie and Brian are the true "Strongest bromance on the internet"

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They sold like 200 tickets lol. KarateKombat gets bigger live crowds... All that shit Rhonda was talking and nobody came... #RouseyCarano #MVPMMA

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@SStricklandMMA @Ninadrama Grats on the win Champ! Khamzat seemed like he enjoyed the entire Strickland experience. I think he had fun with all the trash talk. You might have just made a new best friend.

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@ACR_POKER Is the mobile app down? I havent been able to log in there all day.

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@Browns You know those early mock drafts you make knowing that half the guys you took wont even be there. Berry is somehow doing better than those.... GO BROWNS

[cory @5Mcory]

@BerryBlakBerry Have you wrapped your dick in sandpaper and gooned to the fantasy of a Vimp eczema handy yet?

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Too early to start talking about this years playoff run?

#Browns

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@DuanyayEnasche We gonna start calling you DumbGray if you dont put some damn lotion on them elbows.

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@MitchGetHedberg @fishtankislive You dont know what a bunch of jews dancing could mean in response to your money comment? Are you dead internet or something?

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@jetneptune_ You deserve all the harassment you are going to get till next season starts.

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@TheKingofHomos peace be upon him

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@DuanyayEnasche @fishtankislive When you arent talking about sex or season 2 you are one of the funniest in the house. You getting Landon to embarrass himself for 7 hours straight will go down as one of the best sneak mogs of all time

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The wiggers trying to fill Sam's shoes...

#fishtank #fishtanklive

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@fishtankislive Ben and Jet trying to fill Sam's shoes.

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@mints_____ If you had any creative control you did terrible. If you were only working the cams you did well.