ben metcalfe

I love metal, beer, and baseball.

[ben metcalfe @5paddles]

@ActionBronson balled so hard they created my own league

[ben metcalfe @5paddles]

Try and talk to me on a weekday before a morning slew and cup of coffee and im not guaranteeing your safety

[ben metcalfe @5paddles]

@Versability good luck with that, I gave up a while ago.

[ben metcalfe @5paddles]

@Versability so true!

[ben metcalfe @5paddles]

@thatguytr3v Idk about the bitches part but the rest sounds like a white trash party
#marriedlife #countmein

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Everybody has that friend that gets laid once and talks about it for the next two years...

[ben metcalfe @5paddles]

@thatguytr3v yoo dood, checked the forecast for the weekend. Partly stoned with a chance of drunk
#brewcrewlife

[ben metcalfe @5paddles]

@thatguytr3v shes got two now and there both damn lucky
#eyyyygurl

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@thatguytr3v thats why I carry bats everywhere I go

[ben metcalfe @5paddles]

Reply to @thatguytr3v #sorrynotsorry #fixyourface

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@thatguytr3v shouldve been id fuck you if you werent you

[ben metcalfe @5paddles]

The only thing a guy should wanna change about his girl are her last name, her viewpoint, and her address

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Rather have my feet hurt than my pockets

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@IjesswellmanI all the pros do it

[ben metcalfe @5paddles]

@IjesswellmanI fall down and pretend to hurt yourself lol

[ben metcalfe @5paddles]

@IjesswellmanI pound water #h2oisbetta

[ben metcalfe @5paddles]

Saturday has been officially changed to beerday. Needless to say
#beerme

[*JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACHLAVA THE DOCTOR* @ActionBronson]

U lost Respect the second u opened ur Dick suckin mouth.

[*JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACHLAVA THE DOCTOR* @ActionBronson]

Ive been Chain Smoking since i got home. Cant sleep.