your nans fav account

nothing daft

[Eddy @csquaredEddy]

wtf yeah this christmas is gonna be 25/25/25

[your nans fav account @5pence15]

how it feels watching skateiq and having a smoke mid skate sesh

[your nans fav account @5pence15]

@studioanisa i poured too many hours into speedrunning this game, thank you for making the most fun game of 2022 :)

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[your nans fav account @5pence15]

i ain’t gonna die for my country but if they hooked a titanfall mech up to a mouse and keyboard i’d get a medal of honour

[Ed @eddo75]

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

[porcine provocateur @guardhog]

sometimes i get so angry while thinking about Overwatch 2 that i have to take this revolver out of my desk and grip it really tight for a few minutes until i calm down

[your nans fav account @5pence15]

do bus drivers appreciate the thank you or do we reckon they’re over it now

[your nans fav account @5pence15]

The Charlie Daniels Band could write Gods Plan but Drake could never write The Devil Went Down To Georgia

[your nans fav account @5pence15]

the black eyed peas if they were hungry:

people grilling people frying

[your nans fav account @5pence15]

ai can comfortably recognise objects in images and i’m sure that has Nothing to do with the billions of captchas we’ve been doing for years

[your nans fav account @5pence15]

@fred_whatever_ cheers mate kids crying x

[your nans fav account @5pence15]

nightcore walked so sped up tiktok edits of songs could trip an fall

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

MF DOOM:
Slip like Freudian
Your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion

ME:
this guys clever as fuck

NOSE DRAKE:
you used to call me on my smell phone

[your nans fav account @5pence15]

@fred_whatever_ tune in next week for another funny tweet!

[your nans fav account @5pence15]

on a train, gonna look for the driver an say “anywhere here’s fine mate cheers”