Splinterswerve

Writer. Editor. Social Media Specialist. Lover of dad jokes.

[Splinterswerve @5plinterswerve]

Who wore it better? #adamlevine vs my chair #SuperBowl2019

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@BCFerries how’s the weather tsawwassen to Swartz bay? Weather says a storm is brewing. Any chance sailings will be cancelled later?

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@WestJet when is the lounge open for silver tier guest at #yyc? I have 7 vouchers and haven’t been able to use a single one. Is it always only for gold and platinum?

[Michael Snyder @SeattleWXGuy]

Ok, that was insane. Dead center screen, there had to be others that saw that monster #Meteorite #Washington #Seattle #Fireball 10:18pm looking west from Normandy Park, WA #Space

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@WalmartCanada you sent me a $10 code as an apology for many missing grocery items. It can’t be redeemed. 3 agents have given me excuses, incl that I’ve already used it. But you sent this to me yesterday @ 7:11am. Why send me an expired code?

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@TheQdotFM Update for you: left lane still closed, traffic still very backed up. Looks like there is some gravel they haven’t cleaned up. Not sure why they’re not clearing it.

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@brenzens It’s something that bugs me. I expect in 5-10 years we will adopt us spellings due to tech.

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@dinnerwithjulie It’s a family tradition, right @TonySeskus ?

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These ferry waits are getting a bit much @BCFerrys

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Incredible!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

this…i can’t…

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that time #betweentwoferns 2/2

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#facebook thought I may know @galifianakisz. I don’t but then I remembered...1/2

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@SonaDrawzStuff “Hi Sona: I’m a big fan and I drew these pics for you. I hope you like them.” From my son Henry (10).

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.@SophKWrites for president!

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#CurrentConditions : #EVERGIVEN #Suez @BCFerrys

[Brendan Cruise @brendancruise]

Look at the size of the ship blocking the #SuezCanal if you zoom into the bow of the ship you can see a digger for size reference

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mya. She’s been learning to sing the Star Wars theme song. Finally got it at the end there. 14/10

[Splinterswerve @5plinterswerve]

Thanks to the @BCFerries employee who pulled over on her way home from work (in uniform) to give my kid & his friend $10 for delivering the @saanichnews on a blustery cold day. They were so cold but this warmed their hearts 💕 #bcferries #KindnessMatters

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#SuperBowlWeeknd was the halftime show I didn’t know I needed ❤️🖤❤️ #Halftime Michael Jackson vibes + blinding lights ✨ Also very impressive social distancing and masks. #imho #SuperBowl

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@LoriShemek I love Pili Hunters Pili nuts! They sprout them first to remove the phytic coating. @Eatpilinuts