none of your business

[ツ🇦🇷🇪🇸 @M3SSIMP]

using a towel to dry my hair then dry my balls and then coming back to dry my face again

[none of your business @5secondlegend]

I just addressed a stud as big bro is that okay

[none of your business @5secondlegend]

Martyr! (8/10)

[none of your business @5secondlegend]

book thread :

[none of your business @5secondlegend]

Suspicion (7/10)

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Dental hygienists while asking you if you did anything fun last weekend:

[none of your business @5secondlegend]

Bringing two packs of cigarettes with me this evening because I’m hanging out with #whites and they love to just take things

[none of your business @5secondlegend]

Eye contact

[none of your business @5secondlegend]

You’ve got me jackin but not cummin

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Opening a pack of cigarettes on a night out among "nonsmokers"

[none of your business @5secondlegend]

@qwiktwist 😭😭

[none of your business @5secondlegend]

When you in the shower and gotta get the soap out your crack

[none of your business @5secondlegend]

Getting woken up on the train by the metro north conductor at 6:45 am how can I even assess how my weekend is going to go

[none of your business @5secondlegend]

@qwiktwist Fr like you know what actually how about I take the keys and you try to nap in the back

[none of your business @5secondlegend]

I told my uber driver I’m on call and this man is actually driving 10 below the speed limit to the hospital rn

[none of your business @5secondlegend]

I’m up to some bullshit

[none of your business @5secondlegend]

Am I back outside? It seems like nobody has the fight in them to compete with my couch. I’m not present for her because I’m present for her (my beloved couch)