A buddy of mine has completely checked out of getting a job. He said his plan now is to fuck his way to generational wealth.
Every night, he pops an Adderall, gets drunk, heads to luxury hotel bars, and strikes up conversations with older women.
He told me he’s already slept with three of them, and one even handed him $500 just for being handsome.
This might be the new play.
Birb Bubbly will be purchasable by minting an NFT on @OpenSea.
There will be two rounds to the sale:
1. Allowlist
2. Public
The allowlist will include the following:
- Holders of at least 350M $REKT
- Rektguy NFT holders
- Holders of at least 300 $BIRB - register here: https://t.co/IpZYzG6Fsu
- Holders of Moonbirds, Oddities and Mythics
- Anyone who has previously purchased Rekt Drinks and redeemed $REKT rewards
- A public Alphabot raffle (999 spots)
In order to qualify, you MUST be signed up to https://t.co/EKWwUobtmf and have BOTH your ETH mainnet and SOL wallets connected.
You can register as a 300 BIRB holder here:
https://t.co/IpZYzG6Fsu
You can join the public raffle here:
https://t.co/7hYkURyofW
Snapshots will be taken at 5PM EST on Sunday 15th March.
Today, Rekt continues its retail expansion by launching in 200 @GiantEagle stores across Ohio, Pennsylvania, Maryland and Indiana.
Giant Eagle has a 25% market share in the mid-west.
The rollout starts today, and will be completed by year-end.
Welcome to the $REKT family.
@punk828_ Can’t bruh; I’m now struggling to put food on the table! I might have to reapply for a janitorial position at Mickey d,s; I heard they provide great benefits!