Dr. Heywood Floyd

Typos galore! Blame the phone. DNRTFA. Sobriety, recovery, snark. Unapologetic Catholic, but not an apologist. F-Clef. Tempus fugit. Memento Mori.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

https://t.co/Pqogudaldi

This is probably the best, most striking visual to show what someone feels like when they are in their active addiction. If you think you need help, there are resources in your area. AA, NA, CA, all sorts of programs. There are people out there, just like you, who want to lift you out of that pit. Chances are, you've tried to do it on your own. Repeatedly. What have you got to lose if you try just one more thing?

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@SMF904 Fake, but accurate. 😬

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

I'm compelled by law to tag @SMF904

[Jenica Eugenia @2Dinu83028]

No fue culpa suya...¿A quién se le ocurrió la idea de tener una competición al lado del lago? 😅

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@SMF904 Oh man. Community note says it's AI. Total boomer move on my part.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@PresentTenseAte @JonnyMicro As near as I can tell, an ouroboros of thirst traps.

[Rev. Ray Cistman ✊🏾🙏🏾 @RevRayCistman]

White Supremacy Test:

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@LuckyMcGee @amazon Bruh.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@6YrLetterman Definitely have to check that out.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

One of the all time greats. Brian Dennehy was outstanding.

[Kane's Street Smarts @FrankKane11]

Throwback Thursday. Do you remember this Western or these actors?

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@CarolynHen55369 LOL. You can misbehave if you like.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

Next person who makes me laugh is going to get kicked in the personals.

Fortunately, not right away because it's going to take me some time to work up to that.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@6YrLetterman Doesn't ring a bell. I'll have to put it on the list.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@CarolynHen55369 That is funny, but thankfully, I did not LOL. I had surgery yesterday, and anything that "engages my core" is excruciating. I'm being a big baby today.

[Serenely Tenacious @SerenelyMyself]

@vbspurs @Rothmus I think one clear difference between conservatives (and, increasingly, Republicans) is we are far more likely to be not scared and to mock those progressives / Democrats who spend their energy on being offended or performatively scared.

Normalize being an adult.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@RealitySalesman This is the perfect example of emotion vs. facts and logic.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@PininFor A fella could knock down some ALPRs with thems. Theoretically speaking, of course.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

Happy Marv Heemeyer Day to those who celebrate.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@PresentTenseAte Hbd, Nana.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@FearTheBeard001

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@FearTheBeard001 I appreciate you, brother. All is good so far. I've got some ibuprofen and a couch, so I'm pretty well set. I won't be doing any crunches for a while, though, that's for sure.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

Hero.

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

[L @SomeBitchIIKnow]

Henry Nowak's death was not caused by failures of systems.

He died because the system worked exactly as designed.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@Roger247_ Shout out to the Komatsu D355A. Solid machine.