Dr. Heywood Floyd

Typos galore! Blame the phone. DNRTFA. Sobriety, recovery, snark. Unapologetic Catholic, but not an apologist. F-Clef. Tempus fugit. Memento Mori.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

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This is probably the best, most striking visual to show what someone feels like when they are in their active addiction. If you think you need help, there are resources in your area. AA, NA, CA, all sorts of programs. There are people out there, just like you, who want to lift you out of that pit. Chances are, you've tried to do it on your own. Repeatedly. What have you got to lose if you try just one more thing?

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@Greyinggeek1 @Pro_Nuke That's exactly what I'm going to look like next time I'm over there.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

Tommy's Restaurant on Wurzbach.

Machacado Plate.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

Paula, are you truly a truth seeker as you claim? Are you invested enough in knowing the truth that you can take off your partisan blinders? If so, here is the true story. Note the dates. You're going to have to dig down a few grafs, but the truth is there.

https://t.co/ZlBPsVIgiy

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@CodeWriter23 I'm on call Thanksgiving week, myself. I'm pretty sure we'll be in a change moratorium, so at least there that.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

I feel cheated that I'm off today and today is the day Office totally takes a header.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@MallyNoShow To be fair, I never read my email anyway. If it's important, people DM me.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@CodeWriter23 Forced vacation does not sound like a good thing.

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@ericinva Someone is hoping that, at the very least, the printer is still on the network so they can print their resume.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@anotherryan00 I will often judge a Tex-Mex joint on their frijoles. This place gets an A plus in that regard.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

"You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it."

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

Terry Moran's burner? LOL.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@Cornczech In Kevin's case, he has documented proof of the "authorities" actively working against him.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

What are we even doing here?

[Kevin Dahlgren 🥾 🥾 @kevinvdahlgren]

I found two autistic boys who are twins in the woods. One was eating bark so I got them pizza. Their father who identifies as a woman was nodded out in the tent.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@Cornczech I'm guessing nothing.

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Funny. I was just thinking about this last night. I couldn't figure out exactly how to word it, so here you go.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

The open internet is not long for this world. You’re going to start seeing fences and HOAs eventually.

@wadestotts speaks of this.

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@Pro_Nuke You about dropped a pin on it. Yup.

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@Benedicta_Bee It feels like I've known you since the dawn of Twitter.

Oh. I have.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@genericusermeme Deep pull.

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@doogadoo11 "Google it up."

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@JonSpellma97418 @TerryMoran You good, bro?

Yes, I know the answer. Of course I do. I want to know if Terry has the integrity to say what the answer is, or if he is a hack.

(I know the answer to that one, too.)

If you look closely, you'll see this button near any one of my posts. Just push it.

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@el_yardo

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Just another day in the 210.

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