James

Mediocre bassist
Forklift driver
MS warrior (8/1/2019)

[James @5stringthing86]

@sourpatchlyds I worked at McDonald's from 2002-2004, we had fried apple pies, still had them years after I quit, and that wasn't 3 decades ago.

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@RyanAndBucky I forget Texas Tech even exists...

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@NotABBWLover I'd need at least a gallon of Gatorade in a Camelbak to combat the cotton mouth

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@KingGreyIsland @MiddleearthMixr @JackPosobiec Glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought of this

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@TRHLofficial @marklevinshow Only one that needs deporting is Mark. Pick which country you're loyal to, move there, and fuck off forever.

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@luisjgomez Chip Chipperson

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@Rothmus I've wanted a mid-late 90s WRX Impreza with the rally paint ever since I played the first played Gran Turismo as a kid.

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@Rothmus I'm pretty apathetic when bad shit happens to them, now. I just wouldn't do something bad to them unprovoked.

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@Rothmus 😞

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@mikerainey82 Sometimes without a hose hooked up to my exhaust.

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@mikerainey82 That's why I take breaks in my car.

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@90sWWE Royal Rumble on Super Nintendo

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@philthatremains bUt ItS nOt oOf SaTiSfAcTioN

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@ViveLaLiberte27 Wasn't the whole Elian Gonzalez thing under his administration too?

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@Timcast We watched it in high school back when it was a fairly new movie.

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@Amer1can_Barbie 🎵Mom and dad this is Ghislaine, Ghislaine this is my mom and dad. Now show em them titties, now show em them titties🎵

[James @5stringthing86]

@unclegarytrucks Might be time to get a cattle trailer for when you're hog huntin.

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@9mmsmg I know if we get caught where I work, it's possible prison time.

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@TRHLofficial My favorite Christmas movie

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@Rothmus Cradle of Filth

Alan Jackson