lex🫐 ❯❯❯❯❯

of the jealous kind.

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

why does no one care about the fact that we’re projected to run out of clean drinking water by 2039 because of how much water ai data centers use, please stop using chatgpt y’all, i beg. you do not need a shitty looking cartoon of yourself, i promise. the planet is dying.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

genuinely check every one of their hard drives immediately

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

They’re literally testing us to see how far they can go without us revolting

[RandyGoat 🐐 @RandyGoat]

Y'all know the Constitution says we're supposed to remove this current government, right?

[sean @_sn_n]

I cant afford groceries

[t ²⁸ @luneducanyon]

Never ever I thought that in the year of 2026 Louis Tomlinson will throw a listening party for directioners in honor of celebrating the 16th anniversary of One Direction

[Louis Tomlinson @Louis_Tomlinson]

16 fucking years of One Direction!!! Blows my mind. Thank you for changing all our lives and the love and passion you all still show is unmatched! Tonight’s going to be a special show.

Spending the rest of the day listening to all the bangers and reminiscing! Thank you for all the memories.

And to my brother I Miss you every day but especially on days like today. I know we’d have been celebrating today together!

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

He should be banned from all future games man he's genuinely fucking unhinged

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Love how this reliably happens everywhere he goes

[SNEAKO @sneako]

Vamos Spain 🇪🇸

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mitch McConnell has taken more medical leave than most mothers in America get for maternity leave.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw someone say, “No spoilers for The Odyssey.” Brother, you’ve had 3,000 years to read the book.

[rosie 💋🪩 @babyhcney]

put it in the louvre

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i really wish we only had news like this on the internet

[Mik 𖤐 @MikMoony]

“fanfic tropes are overused” don’t careeee HOLY SHIT THERE’S ONLY ONE BED???

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

You could literally be DEPRESSED for
MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

[Jo. @nanakosuaglobal]

they’ll do research on everything but PCOS and endometriosis.

[Hernandy D. Uzumaki @hernandy_s]

The damn book makes it very clear that this is the worst fucking sin you can commit

[pascalrry💋🪩 @hrryshortcake]

call me when a headliner gets a crowd of 100,000 people to sing word for word to an UNRELEASED song like nobody’s touching him