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Stay in school. Hold doors 4 people. Only respond to 3 to 4 nudes a day. Stare at the sun for an hour after your 1 meal

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biggest turn off: patriotism

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I wish you got points for being on time instead of losing points for being late

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I wish it was normal to start work at noon after you can hang out in your house in the sunlight and then you just stay at work until you feel done

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I do not look at the road when I drive

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wow I rlly thought the depression was seasonal 😂

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also I hate the passage of time and all of my friends and family just stepping out of my life!!!!!

Ok Ta Ta for now twitter (I am not calling this sht X) until the next full blown crisis where I gotta post 3 concerning things and dip (1000000% not a cry 4help)

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idgaf how belittling my grandparents are about me getting a masters online this is the hardest shit of my life way worse than irl (abd im working full time ok need validation ) 🫰 🫰

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the only thing I can seem to do rn is cry in Taco Bell parking lot and watch Trisha paytas tiktoks instead of do my midterm

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@mitch_sux Finding out you’re not a fan of Peggy’s music is the same as this but nowhere near jus now finding out Eric Andre is pro israel

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@Yosoytroyboy lol sure

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@theqwaincrane 100% already exists (15% off tho) https://t.co/2NG1yaBrnH

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Did you know it’s actually easy to just vacuum your whole house and man what a rewarding feeling after

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@johnbon_ Going to chilis alone is a red flag

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@johnbon_ tweeting this while in my house is a red flag

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1. Why don’t they sell 6-packs of eggs anymore

2. Why is container cream cheese $100 more than box cream cheese

3. Why are the sweet potatoes individually shrink wrap

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What if the dust bowl happens again :/

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Today feels like when your lotion bottle is running out and you have to get violent and smack it around everywhere to get the smallest saddest splatter of lotion you’ve ever seen

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fellas is it gay to be in love?

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they should just call pants longs

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@johnbon_ Nice!!

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To a lesser degree in every aspect but still

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i am the johnny football of environmental consulting