𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆

I’ve fed my monster…

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆 @5thSmartest]

https://t.co/5TVe3uuTFQ

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆 @5thSmartest]

Who is the monster and who is the man?

It’s a trick question.

Hulk has always been a hero. No matter how much the world hates him.

And Bruce? He so angry. At his past. The world. Himself.

But he became the Hulk by throwing himself in front of a bomb for a stranger.

[𝗢𝗡𝗘-𝗘𝗬𝗘𝗗 𝗪𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 @opticalportals]

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𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐓𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐒
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗫-𝗠𝗔𝗡

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝓞𝐑. @prymjayfir]

https://t.co/rkW3vQi9iQ

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆 @5thSmartest]

“There’s just something so fun about putting the hurt on HYDRA guys, isn’t there?”

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆 @5thSmartest]

“Life’s problems can often be solved with a good smashing. I mean, not always, but often.”

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆 @5thSmartest]

“I said I think it’s NOT deadly. I got a face full of the stuff and I’m fine.”

Amadeus had to crane his neck a little to look at her on the ground.

“I mean, I’m a little green but that’s normal.”

[zay’yah. @SEMISYNTHSLAYER]

“THE DEADLY?!”

She squeaks and lets go, dropping towards the ground like a ton of bricks. Impact hard enough to put a vaguely her-shaped crater in the pavement.

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆 @5thSmartest]

“I didn’t ‘let’ you do anything, you jumped on me and started biting before you asked questions!”

He looks at the flailing woman inquisitively. It was obvious she wasn’t actually trying to hurt him, it probably wouldn’t feel like poking if she was.

“It’s not deadly… I think.”

[zay’yah. @SEMISYNTHSLAYER]

“AND YOU LET ME BE EATING IT?!”

She asks, flailing against him to try and squirm away even though she’s the one clinging onto him. She doesn’t like to Eat monster spray unless she knows their name, at least!

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆 @5thSmartest]

“I hadn’t noticed.”

He chuckled a little before the questions came.

“There was a monster attacking Idaho. It sprayed me with something, haven’t had time to try and analyze it yet.”

He took a whiff of himself. He did smell funny.

[zay’yah. @SEMISYNTHSLAYER]

“I am liking to be biting.”

She says with a shrug, mouth all wet with her iridescent spit.

“Where were you? You smell funny.”

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆 @5thSmartest]

“Hi.”

He wipes his pec with a large hand, the same that had pet her.

“What’s with the biting?”

[zay’yah. @SEMISYNTHSLAYER]

Gnawing on him, and then…eventually giving up, like a teething puppy.

“Hi.”

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆 @5thSmartest]

“Uh-huh…”

He pats her head.

“Okay then.”

[zay’yah. @SEMISYNTHSLAYER]

She answers, but with a mouth full of green pectoral…hard to tell what’s her answer was.

Biting, probably.

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆 @5thSmartest]

Her fingers dig but his body doesn’t give way. Perks of being a gamma monster.

It does tickle, however, causing Amadeus to have to stifle some laughter.

“What are you doing?”

[zay’yah. @SEMISYNTHSLAYER]

Fingers digging in HARD.

BITING HIS TIT.

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆 @5thSmartest]

There he stands, pounced on but otherwise unaffected.

[zay’yah. @SEMISYNTHSLAYER]

POUNCING.

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆 @5thSmartest]

. . .

[zay’yah. @SEMISYNTHSLAYER]

About to POUNCE!

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆 @5thSmartest]

Zay’yah…

[zay’yah. @SEMISYNTHSLAYER]

Defiant growling.

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆 @5thSmartest]

Down girl.

[zay’yah. @SEMISYNTHSLAYER]

Grrrrowling.

[⸻ 𝗌†𝖺𝗋𝗄 @MANOFlR0N]

https://t.co/ZHtGmmt8bB

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆 @5thSmartest]

“Dude, don’t make me pulverize you, you definitely can’t afford the bills.”

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆 @5thSmartest]

“. . . Sure.”

He had to stop an eye roll at her reaction.

“Great, hop on.”

He offered her his hand, almost like a seat or stepping stone rather than something to be taken given its size.

[zay’yah. @SEMISYNTHSLAYER]

“Hulk guy.”

It would be a good duo!

“They are the scaring YOU?”

This is surprising! He is so big! How is he scared?

“We will go then!”

She doesn’t know who any of those people are.