Charles the 5th

Most powerfull under the Pope and God, i love peace but i'm always at war. While i'm in the HRE my wife is regent in spain. And i must say Luther is a bad man

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

@Will_Wallace96 @JoannnaTheMad considering how fast they gave back territories and them waiting on ottomans yes froggies flew white #apoak

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

@JoannnaTheMad You will be dead by this time now shut up mother and be a good nun! #apoak #themmadmothers

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

@HENRYSREALWIFE i was about to yell at u but then i remembered who u are in rl so yeah your right #apoak #goodmagyars :)

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

@JoannnaTheMad Why is that? during my reign the spanish crown was at its strongest #apoak #retiredking

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

@rotterdam_man indeed the way i see it they couldn't rule a kindom even if it slapped them across the face #apoak #dumbsons

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

@rotterdam_man thanks that will most definitely help plus now i have something to do #apoak #retiredking

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

@rotterdam_man i'd rather make sure my son keeps spain strong #apoak but good idea

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

@JoannnaTheMad if me and grandpa let you rule you would have drove castille and aragon into the ground #apoak

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

@JoannnaTheMad we all know you were mental after dads death now please sitdown like a nice little nun #apoak

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

@JoannnaTheMad france on multiple occasions

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

Retiring to a monestary sucks all i can do is sit around and read month old news from my former lands #apoak #retiredking

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

Giving spain to my son and the hapsburg lands to my brother #apoak #abdication :(

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

Had a gout attack before a battle i lost looks like i cant fight anymore #apoak #badhealth

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

Stopped the ottomans at Vienna maybe i can win this war now #apoak

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

Magellan discovered some islands in the pacific maybe ill have som colonies there #apoak #themcolonies

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

lost the hungarians to the ottomans #apoak #greatdefenseguys #dummagyars

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

gave some ships to megellan maybe he'll circle the world #apoak #thatexploration

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

Thought about fighting france now the ottomans start nibbling at my flank #apoak #whathastheworldcometo #seriouslyottomans

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

@max_de_first @UpsetMartin hey i'm the emperor i own germany

[Charles the 5th @5th_charles]

@UpsetMartin hey luther i heard you need a diet, so i have a bowl of worms for you #apoak #dietofworms #badluther