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[Abby “Rack Attack” Johnson @AbbyRack1738]

I think I’m addicted to being a drunk retard

[pulga @f1eafag]

i dunno how people work full time and come home to a CHILD. i be feeling like this after the work week

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

First thing I do when I wake up is hit the vape I don't even check if my legs work

[Mr Ruckus @MrRuckus1911]

Drunk texted her miss you and got blocked

[‏ً @itsmanjobruh]

moja.

[gigi🫧 @omasoflyy]

btw you can still be friends with someone you were once in love with

[⌖ @idontstaysoft]

I’m not getting fucked no time soon

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

i know Quinta Brunson’s pen just flew into her hand like Thor’s hammer 😭😭

[xander @whosalex]

its so hot outside i fucking hate israel

[angel @angelshit]

I have decided to #LetGo #SummerOfSurrender

[mya wya @myaovermatter]

I just need to borrow some dick til I get back up on my feet man

[mus @_seamusharvey]

"you gotta see the odyssey in imax 70mm"

i will be watching it in 3-5 months on the back of a Delta seat, thx

[Apolitical @Apolitical3678]

It’s going to get a lot more jewish before it gets better

[! @5thloka]

me bye

[Izai @izaimeza]

Guys am I cooking or what

[christina ౨ৎ @hrrydaydreamin]

need lamine yamal to win today

[✩ sarah @wetneptune]

how’s everyone’s mercury retrograde going