Dawn Jacobson

Here on business, funny business

[Dawn Jacobson @5yearstoolate]

Today I saw a pig named Busta Rinds. So I’m done.

[Steven Seagal @sseagalofficial]

The earth has music for those who listen.

[Dawn Jacobson @5yearstoolate]

@KenTremendous Just WAY less likable

[Dawn Jacobson @5yearstoolate]

@kevinlove Really amazing share, Kevin! It means so much that you would share you story ...what an amazing impact it can have on our boys!

[atrevido @_EliteZay]

Before calling me.. ask yourself .. is this textable?

[Dawn Jacobson @5yearstoolate]

I’ve been cursed with a face that says ‘I care about what you are saying’

[National School Walkout @schoolwalkoutUS]

On Friday, April 20th we want students to attend school and then promptly WALK-OUT at 10:00 am. Sit outside your schools and peacefully protest. Make some noise. Voice your thoughts. "We are students, we are victims, we are change."

[Dawn Jacobson @5yearstoolate]

@Home_Halfway Always ok to let things out

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

daaaaaamn @NYDailyNews.

[Dawn Jacobson @5yearstoolate]

@joehaden23 We love you in CLE! Claim away!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I don’t know how this happened but apparently I was just traded to the Cavaliers???

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Next Cavs practice-
“OK, so when we go around the room, say your name and one interesting thing about yourself.”

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

I can only buy two boxes of 24-hour Claritin D per month, but a 14-year-old is able to amass an arsenal of guns and bulk ammo. Good job, Congress! https://t.co/MTOpz4UzLL

[Dawn Jacobson @5yearstoolate]

This guy! So excited #ThomeHOF https://t.co/VKj2VO1yel

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

The call.

#ThomeHOF https://t.co/MTByF5gD5E

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

if only we held the President if the United States to the same high standards as we do to our YouTube stars

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

I'm like, really smart.

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

Jeff Sessions should focus on how Congress crippled the DEA's ability to fight the opioid epidemic. Instead he tramples upon states' rights and recreational marijuana laws.

64,000 Americans died last year from opioids. None have died from THC. But, you know, priorities.

[Dawn Jacobson @5yearstoolate]

@HiddenBrain @realDonaldTrump @superwuster Amazing podcast episode. Reminded me that there are ways not to let him win!

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

the Mar-A-Lago New Years Party looks like one of those balls where the Joker seals off the exits and lets in poison gas while Batman fights Bane on the roof

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

put the directions on the packet of cheese for gods sake. i already threw away the noodle box.