Robert Whitaker

Outdoors

[Dr. Lavway @allegedlyshane]

why is okay for people to wake & bake but I start drinking at noon and suddenly I'm the one with a problem

[Elliott @jelacour]

the internet made me do this

[Robert Whitaker @603Rwhitaker]

Exactly what the doctor prescribed

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

.@xDannyxBrownx dropped what he joked was the “first @Twitch album ever” on his live stream last night—watch https://t.co/21iPtxsCYE

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Westboro Church...... leave Rogan alone he’s a sinner, come down to The Improv and smoke some of this... ....it’s what they gave Demi on the drive to the rehab

[Robert Whitaker @603Rwhitaker]

@icky_c Talk to Turbo! You can find him lurking by the boys and girls club.

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Nobody ever says anything about Melania but I guarantee you she's got a hot little Monkey.....

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

I’m not sorry for any of the jokes I’ve ever made in my life. I don’t give a fuck what you think about it. Figure your own shit out if your feelings are hurt. 😀

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I’m deeply sorry for the racist, sexist and homophobic things I wrote when I was younger.

[Robert Whitaker @603Rwhitaker]

@lavways Thanks for the update!

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

Serious question for evolutionary biologists: When you go to Hell for spreading lies will the demons that torment you for eternity evolve into more efficient demons or will they remain the same?

[WMUR TV @WMUR9]

1 hospitalized, 6 arrested after brawl at Queen City park https://t.co/vIWCHZPOnw

[Robert Whitaker @603Rwhitaker]

Natasha I’m sorry. I think your sister might be having my second son

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

Me at ages 15, 16, 17 and then 18

[Robert Whitaker @603Rwhitaker]

@Comrade_Nazerov I have 2 full baths 2 half and some kind of mysterious shower thats chills in the no go zone of my basement

[Derek Padula @derekpadula]

Destroyed by cuteness!

[King Juwan @KingTrillaX]

“Why do people hate the police so much?”

Exhibit A: