Sarge

narcissist

[bullseye lover 𖣠 @BULLSEYESOLOS]

hold on benjamin dex leonard poindexter aka bullseye played by stephen wilson bethel you will get your solo spin off show just hold on

[gabby @themasterplcn]

what is mamdani’s plan to bring back daredevil

[Sarge @60coyote]

@littleghostloki hey I had to make it

[Sarge @60coyote]

I’m back on my bullshit 🫡

https://t.co/2WPuWFxe14

[elle @ellemisc]

commission 🤍

[POKE @pig_in_a]

homoerotic relationship with non human beings 😭

[Sarge @60coyote]

"no, come on baaby, you caan taake aa little more, caan't you? come on, just for me--you need to do this for me, huh? come on i know you can do it--do you need to be spaanked?"

(keyboard's A key has given up the ghost)

[Sarge @60coyote]

It’s my god given right as an American to be drunk in a hardware store at 9pm

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

She tries to kill him a few times before even kissing??

[Sarge @60coyote]

shut up I’m experiencing horrors beyond comprehension

[rue 🦢 @wolfiestark]

is your social worker in that horse?

[Sarge @60coyote]

Reading drafts and thinking it’s ready to post until I get to a single line that says [the smut] and nothing else

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

seeing my girl lost in a corn maze would give me the ick. my wife would never get befuddled by grain

[it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips]

if you use any word more than once in your writing, everyone will laugh at thou

[Sarge @60coyote]

@dearmrskara Cost of doing business 🫡

[Sarge @60coyote]

I wrote this for a fest and it won some stuff.

https://t.co/ir9lDzma2I

[circle k vampire @insectyuri]

that is not your ‘poor baby’ that is a blonde man and he deserves it