Clinton

Former LEO, New Mexico SWAT operator.

[Clinton @614clinton]

Tonight while I was grilling steaks for dinner, my son said, "Dad, one day I will help you with bills, groceries and rent."
My eyes teared up.

He'll be 38 next week.

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@walkerhound2304 Yes he does! 😂

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A guy walks into a bar and yells
"All politicians are assholes"

A man at the end of the bar yells back. "I object to that remark."

The guy asked him, "Are you a politician?"

The man answered, "No, I'm an asshole."

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A guy walks into a bar and yells
"All politicians are assholes"

A man at the end of the bar yells back. "I object to that remark."

The guy asked him, "Are you a politician?"

The man answered, "No, I'm an asshole."

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This morning the Angel of death said, "I've come for you. I replied, "Why, I'm happy, I'm healthy, and I'm rich?" The Angel said, "You left your phone at home without locking it, and your wife found it."
I was like, "Alright then... let's go!"

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My wife and I were driving home the other night after that huge monsoon rain storm and we ran over a skunk. When we got out it was cold, but still breathing. I told my wife, "Put it between your legs and warm it up!" She said, "But it's wet and stinky." I replied, "Then hold it's little nose!"

That's how the fight started.

[Clinton @614clinton]

This morning the Angel of death said, "I've come for you. I replied, "Why, I'm happy, I'm healthy, and I'm rich?" The Angel said, "You left your phone at home without locking it, and your wife found it."
I was like, "Alright then... let's go!"

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@rockthatketo I have a condition known as, I like to speak before I think. 😉😂

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My wife and I were driving home the other night after that huge monsoon rain storm and we ran over a skunk. When we got out it was cold, but still breathing. I told my wife, "Put it between your legs and warm it up!" She said, "But it's wet and stinky." I replied, "Then hold it's little nose!"

That's how the fight started.

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@MJisMAGA 😂 that ain't right

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@crusader4US @ChatByCC Correct

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@ScruffyCon 😂

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@KamalaHarris You lost 100%

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@GavinNewsom You're like that big mouth Adam Schiff, just keep drawing attention to yourself and justice will come for you too.

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@GathmanKevin @sidewinder1961 Exactly

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@CharlesCla81887 Who needs a filter 😆

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I just returned from Dubai where I was offered 20 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboro but hey... a deal's a deal.

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I just returned from Dubai where I was offered 20 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboro but hey... a deal's a deal.

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@ChatByCC Yes he did! I want to see handcuffs.

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President Trump WON THE ELECTION!

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@Feisty_Mick 😆

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@realDonaldTrump Correct