“Everyone in crypto needs to zoom out”
*zooms out*
>you’re 29
>you’re single
>your hairline is receding
>you stare at charts all day
>you don’t have any money
>you can never go back to a normal life
>you’ve wasted the best years of your life
>you will never get that time back
Last year I stopped paying taxes from my paycheck and bought BTC instead.
In April I did my taxes; I paid nothing and waited for them to contact me back.
Today I received notice from IRS that I owe them. I was waiting for this. I am choosing to pay over 36 months instead, leaving the money invested in BTC the whole time. I owe $9,740 but since I am taking 3 years (36 monthly payments) to pay it back I will end up paying $10,915 instead. This equates to about 7.55% APR. I'm doing this because I believe BTC will average better than 7.55%.
If I had owed >$10k I would be able to pay it back over 6 years instead of 3 years. I'll fix that next year.
@sunny051488
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A day in life of an Indian guy on Twitter:
8:00 - Wake up and fire up Indian ChatGPT
9:00 - Post an AI image of a tiger holding an Indian flag
10:00 - Reply to Kim Kardashian tweet with “Hello beautiful, you are my inspiration madam”
11:00 - Spam 80 motivational quote AI replies under every big account
12:00 - Switch to fake American profile to spread “breaking news” about the US
14:00 - Angry tweet how Bangalore has higher quality of life than San Francisco
17:00 - Reply to every Elon Musk post asking to “kindly retweet sir”
18:00 - Post six AI images of Indian flag on Mars
22:00 - Sexually harass a cousin and go to sleep