ßae ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*•.¸♡A͜͡N͜͡I͜͡M͜͡E͜͡ ͜͡B͜͡A͜͡E •❀ 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 ❀• •༺Here for laughs ༻• 𝓧𝓸𝔁𝓸 • I make rugs @onetuftlady 👉🏾👈🏾 ♡¸.•* 🌈

[ßae ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @651bae]

Wow really met my online bestie at #AWA2024 luv u @_itsterrbear 💕

[chicken boy 🐓 @badrechicken]

i think this is objectively the best tweet to ever grace this website

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

StarDoll. I was 12 arguing and cussing folks out. I was made for this shit

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

The reason meals taste so much better at restaurants than at home is because they put about a half stick of butter in every dish. The old adage of “it tastes better when someone else makes it” is true because you’d feel insane adding as much fat, sugar and salt at home.

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

internet safety needs to be taught in schools.

[nata @lo0do0p]

men will hesitate to ask u out but have no problem asking to fuck raw

[trin @glooomiii]

fun date idea: you go down on me while i online shop with your credit card

[keith @_l0athe]

Roblox commission 🍓🍰

[if they go low, i go lowER @Lunasreign_]

Because y’all won’t stop paying $350

[M.Cinderellaa👑🪬 @LuxHippie]

I think our elders didn’t do a good job at modeling how friendship changes from adolescence/young adulthood to 30s and beyond. A lot of us think friendships are supposed to look & feel like they did when we were in high-school & college. & thats just not realistic.

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

my tits are huge because that’s where i store all of my rage

[Out the way… @N0_Fabrication]

Ppl do be asking why you not in a relationship like it’s a drivers license or something ..man you know how many things have to align for a relationship to happen lol

[birkinboobs @ofunamii]

the fact that she’s wearing green here and melanie saw green in her dream

[jae stephens @jaephens]

me vs me

[Baddie TEA @bgctea2020]

"I hate my outfit" 😭😭

[annalise @annadeathbed]

i’d be the first on love island to have a bush

[Kei @KeisFashion]

*Taps sign*

[Erin 𓅹 @_ErinLee]

Fun fact, they’ve done studies by playing different cat’s chirps and meows to pet owners and they can often identify their cat’s cry, and identify what the cries mean!!!

Cats and their owners develop their own little language. Adult feral cats don’t meow. They do it for us.

[Ty 💋 @imtaitianaj]

The older I get, the lower my tolerance is for B.S.; I no longer feel the need to argue with people or convince them to see things from my perspective. If you say the sky is lime green, I’ll agree and keep it moving. Not because I believe it, but because protecting my peace is more important than winning a debate

[totally not anycia @classydiva1997]

this shit can switch in the blink of an eye

[hamdi @xamdl4]

BrainPOP (1999) by Dr. Avraham Kadar