jazzy cunt

life is a beach and i’m eatin the fuckin sand snap-tinyfeet666 (she/her/demon) 🏳️‍🌈venmo:@maddiejoy

[jazzy cunt @666bean333]

RT if Lilo has every right and justification to put the beat down on Myrtle on all and any occasions

[jazzy cunt @666bean333]

being stuck on eugenia cooneys live while loading a bowl was a humbling experience

[Dylan Goforth @DGoforth918]

I made some frankly preposterously good looking spaghetti for the kids. Fresh parm, homemade meatballs, fresh chopped basil. Restaurant looking stuff.

My 6 year old: Dad can I say heck?
Me: Sure buddy
My 6 year old: This spaghetti looks good as fuck.

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

buying toilet paper is embarrassing, every one looks at you like, "that guy's gonna go home and wipe his ass" humiliating

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Netflix: Are u still watching ?
Me:

[jazzy cunt @666bean333]

almost 4 got about twitter. givin myself one week to decide if i wanna keep it

[strawberry cake dolly ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @sakurafraise]

i be hoping this happens to me while i’m at work https://t.co/yzCIAHLqnv

[jazzy cunt @666bean333]

need girl friends with mommy issues, i need someone to relate to

[jazzy cunt @666bean333]

is this the stanley cup everyone is hype about?

[jazzy cunt @666bean333]

my toxic trait is not knowing who’s bathroom i’m in when i take a pic

[jazzy cunt @666bean333]

BE HONEST ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL. PEOPLE DONT KNOW THEY ARE BOTHERING YOU IF YOU DONT TELL THEM. PEOPLE DONT KNOW THEY ARE BEING TOO LOUD IF YOU DONT TELL THEM. JUST TELL PEOPLE HOW YOU FEEL. FUCK WHAT THEY FEEL AFTER.

[jazzy cunt @666bean333]

“omg how can you say something like that about someone?”

people have said worse things about me to my face and you’re offended i called brenda a c*nt for eating the last donut in the break room?

[teo🫆 (🇨🇴) @stereoteo]

this is what it feels like to go to the mall without stealing

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

completely wasted another day of the little time I have on earth

[jazzy cunt @666bean333]

not a garlic girl but a sauerkraut slut

[jazzy cunt @666bean333]

happy valentines day! just know if you think nobody loves you, you’re right and I don’t either.

[jazzy cunt @666bean333]

what i would give for a full backstory on Edna Mode