the fact that your dad freaked out over the possibility of you possibly masturbating is the main reason why teens grow up with poor sex education/sexual relationships later in life. this is an invasion of privacy and none of his fucking business. https://t.co/I1K2qoJBtD
Our President joked about "Pocahontas" in front of Navajo Code Talkers behind a portrait of Andrew Jackson. Where are all the people who said taking a knee was disrespectful to our military veterans? Are Native Americans not American enough?
This calls for my favorite joke of all time:
Lawyer: so it says here that you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?
Mickie: no, I said she was fucking goofy https://t.co/07ymxAxdNL