𝕷𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆

Then I'm in your mind, oh

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A ‘SAW’ version of the Nicole Kidman AMC ad has been released. https://t.co/nNQ5mCHeJA

[𝕷𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆 @666cig]

My mom giving me shit about getting tattoos and piercings and she just manically had me pierce her ears right before her flight

[DC Unhilist @Vamos_DCU]

A guy in my flight apparently plays the bagpipes. He has a little electric bagpipe he plugs his headphones into and only he can hear. He has been silently (to everyone but himself) ripping his bagpipe for 5 straight hours. I have no choice but to respect this.

[𝕷𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆 @666cig]

Been on vacation mode at work for the past 3 days and the flight is not until Tuesday woops

[BAY AREA STATE OF MIND @YayAreaNews]

A groundhog named Chunk has been stealing a farmer's crop from Delaware for 4 years, and eats it right in front of a surveillance camera.

[𝕷𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆 @666cig]

SNOOPY CAR!!!!!!

[salina @bambinasalina]

trader joes groceries be feeling like cartoon food to me no shade like it don’t be serious

[𝕷𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆 @666cig]

Booking the flight to the vacation 😜👍🏽
Booking the flight back home 🤬👎🏽

[Mr. Blonde @JohnnyKash1]

A couple people didn’t WHAT??

[Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang]

Me making a margarita for breakfast

[𝕷𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆 @666cig]

Plans for the day:
-Take a fat edible
-Watch Hereditary

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

RIP Jimmy Buffett. You're a real one for this 'Jurassic World' cameo.

[️️ @L1LFAIRY]

I’M A ONCE IN A LIFETIME PERSON. YOU’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO REPLACE ME.

[Dade County Tino 🪦🫗 @305TINO]

xanz always gotta announce themselves when it’s inside a human host

[𝕷𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆 @666cig]

I’m gonna start gatekeeping songs from Jonathan

[christian!!! @Tvrtlx]

“Networking” you mean professional dick riding? 🤨