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corn cob pipe and a button nose

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learning the early bird really does get the worm

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nothing quite like going to a party for 45 minutes

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im back

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@julyisgone bro i have some come over

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manifesting a ride in a nissan cube

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strange ranger kind of going for an imagine dragons vibe

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@liz_zeo ugliest most regular shit i have ever seen

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did anyone actually go to a hs where the cheerleaders where hot popular girls or were they just nerdy and nice

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at the gig with rancid BO and the most chapped lips i’ve ever had 💅

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my teeth are definitely the most north dakotan thing about me

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why do i have a crystal clear image of the co-op house at bard that this girl i went on one date with once described to me… would love to delete that for more storage space

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taking plan b while wearing boxer briefs and cargo shorts

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i would lick mr wishes foot from heel to toe

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hitting up every unsaved contact in my phone with a “hey! hope you’re well :). btw got any mushrooms rn?” until i find my mushroom guy

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smoking that shit that makes you write the most unfunny tweets in the drafts

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wikipedia is gonna go so crazy when all of our memories get uploaded to the cloud…

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i think you should leave is modern the jerk

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hilarious having a shoegaze show and noise show back to back — the load in time… very different

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“bloodhound gang is the billy joel of the 2000s” - todd

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@kvlthaus i wish that was me rn 😭

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i remember when celery was $1.99 a bunch