Dave Elyea

[Dave Elyea @66jayhawk]

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[C-Reason🇺🇸 @CreasonJana]

I came across this on a different platform and thought it was worth sharing because it’s HILARIOUS!🤣😂

Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims

Jeff Foxworthy writes.......

Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?

Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.

6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.

10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … and you are most likely a Muslim.

[Dave Elyea @66jayhawk]

The most comprehensive review of the declassified data that President Trump released complete with agreement, it’s possible, and the data doesn’t say that. Also, data supported full support for the Save Act. Long,but well worth the read. Wake up Senators!

[mike bski @BskiMike22802]

https://t.co/ZCg0RZs7cu

[Mossad Customer Support @LionOfJudahX]

Polish PM dropping truth bombs:
'How can 500 million Europeans ask 300 million Americans to protect them from 140 million Russians...?
But I’ll tell you something even more astonishing — there are 2 billion Muslims asking the world to protect them from 7 million Jews...!?'"
The numbers say it all.
The same crowd that can’t win a single war, builds tunnels instead of schools, and turns every territory they control into a dumpster fire is convinced the tiny Jewish state is an existential threat to them.
It’s not about land. It’s not about 'occupation.' It’s pure Jew-hatred on an industrial scale.
One side contributes to humanity. The other side contributes body counts and conspiracy theories.
Thanks for the reality check, Poland. 🇮🇱

[mike bski @BskiMike22802]

Dear Senator Sanders,

Oh, this is RICH. This is so perfectly, exquisitely, weapons-grade rich that I had to put down my anatomy exams and just... appreciate it for a moment.

The man who got thrown out of a SOCIALIST HIPPIE COMMUNE in Vermont in 1971 — after THREE DAYS — for refusing to do any actual work while everyone else planted, harvested, and hauled water, is out here telling me the OLIGARCHS want to control everything.

Three. Days. The communists gave you a longer trial period than most employers give to someone who steals from the register.

Here is what Jim Quinn's Law Number Two says, and I want every single person reading this to tattoo it somewhere useful: "If you want to know what liberals are up to, pay attention to what they accuse conservatives of doing."

Senator, you OWN THREE HOMES. A Burlington residence. A D.C. townhouse. A $575,000 vacation lake house in North Hero, Vermont — purchased in 2016, the same year you were touring the country telling college students the system is rigged. Your net worth sits somewhere between $2.5 and $3 million. You have pocketed over $2.5 MILLION in book royalties since 2011. That elevator is clearly not stuck between floors for you, is it.

And then — THEN — during your "Fighting Oligarchy Tour" with AOC, you spent over $550,000 in CAMPAIGN FUNDS on PRIVATE JET TRAVEL. Half a million dollars on luxury jets to lecture working Americans about the dangers of wealth.

When Fox News caught you boarding a Bombardier Challenger 604 — a jet that runs up to $15,000 PER HOUR — you did not apologize. You did not even blink. You looked directly into the camera and said, and I am quoting this verbatim because it is the most accidentally honest thing you have ever said: "You think I'm gonna be sitting on a waiting line at United?"

Senator. THAT IS OLIGARCHIC THINKING. That is TEXTBOOK "the rules apply to you people, not to me." That is the elevator music of every single billionaire you have spent 35 years pretending to oppose. In a battle of wits with your own stated beliefs, you showed up completely unarmed.

Thirty-five years in Congress. You know what your personal legislative output looks like? Eight bills passed. EIGHT. In three and a half DECADES. That works out to 0.23 bills per year. I have produced more graded anatomy exams in a single semester. Your two greatest solo legislative achievements — the ones with your name on top, the thing YOU actually DID — are the naming of a post office in Danville, Vermont, and the naming of a post office in Fair Haven, Vermont.

You named. Two. Post offices.

You are as useful as a screen door on a submarine when it comes to actually passing legislation, but you want me to believe you are the vanguard of the working class. That sounds like a YOU problem.

Quinn's Law #25: "Liberals are great at giving away other people's money." You have been living PROOF of that law for 35 years. You give away everyone else's money — from a vacation home on a lake — while spending half a million on jets because you are far too important to wait in line with the taxpayers funding your lifestyle.

You want to talk about oligarchs controlling the media? You have been IN the media for four decades. You just finished a $75 million documentary. You have a book deal. You have a podcast. You HAVE the megaphone and you are using it to tell people that other people have the megaphone. The gene pool really needed a lifeguard for THAT particular reasoning.

I am a high school science teacher in Northeast Ohio. I support a family of six on a teacher's salary. I am not particularly impressed by a man with three houses, $550,000 in jet receipts, and 0.23 bills per year telling me he stands with the working class. More famous than wise, Senator. More famous than wise.

The hippie commune knew it in 72 hours. How long is it going to take everyone else?

IF you agree: LIKE this post so the algorithm shows it to people who need to read it. SHARE this.

COMMENT below — do YOU think a man with three homes and a half-million dollar private jet habit speaks for working Americans? Tell me.

And if you want MORE of this — the data, the history, the science, the stories — JOIN Bski's Classroom community on X or YouTube.

But what do I know — I am only a science teacher who can actually do math, a retired Army combat medic who knows what genuine sacrifice looks like, and apparently one of the few people left who finds it suspicious that the most vocal enemy of oligarchy just cannot bring himself to wait in line at the airport with the rest of us.

@JoJoFromJerz @GuntherEagleman @catturd2

#MAGA #Veterans #Trump

[Dave Elyea @66jayhawk]

@MikeBales 😂😂🤣

[JoeLange @JoeLange]

The insurgency that stole the 2020 election, had a “false sense of security,” thinking they controlled the DOJ and Intelligence Community, with Biden in the White House.

They truly thought, that Trump would be prosecuted and if not convicted, at least damaged enough, to prevent him from running for president again.

That “false sense of security” is now gone.

The Hunters are becoming the Hunted.

Q drop
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Nov 18, 2022 7:21:01 PM EST

RUNBECK.
Dominion.
SOS Offices.
Investigators.
Researchers.
Whistleblowers.
Patriots in trusted positions.
Trust yourself.
You have seen the truth.
Time to show the world.
Focus.
FOCUS.
Ascension.
Q

“Patriots in trusted positions.
Trust yourself.
You have seen the truth.
Time to show the world.”

There’s a reason why Q wanted us to FOCUS on Runbeck.

Whistleblowers.

Anybody remember Kari Lake’s lawsuit after the 2022 election, that introduced EVIDENCE into the court records?

“Included in the complaint is a shocking claim by a Runbeck employee that nearly 300,000 ballots were delivered to Runbeck on Election Day with no chain of custody documentation.
Maricopa County is the only jurisdiction in the country that picks up completed ballots at USPS Processing Distribution Center but doesn’t bring them back to the election department or tabulation center. Instead, Maricopa County picks up mail-in ballots and takes them directly to its print vendor Runbeck Election Services, which is headquartered in Phoenix.
The Gateway Pundit has reported on Runbeck’s services in Maricopa County. The County has still not provided all chain of custody documents from Runbeck and USPS for the 2020 election.”

“The scanning of ballot envelopes takes place behind closed doors and apparently with no documentation.”

https://t.co/w2IqTZWdEd

Maricopa County Election officials handed off responsibility for mail in ballots, to a private company, in order to avoid transparency.
No chain of custody for any of the ballots.
That is illegal.

And now ALL the evidence of fraud and a massive “conspiracy” to steal elections, is quickly being gathered and there’s now nothing the insurgency can do to stop it.

[Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham]

Dear Chuck Schumer,

Hi. Black dude here. I can trace my family ancestry to slavery. I even know where they were slaves. My mom experienced Jim Crow. I think I’ve watched every episode of “Eyes On the Prize” when I was younger.

With that said…

Can you directly explain to me how the SAVE Act is “Jim Crow 2.0?” Literally every black person I know has ID. Literally every black person I know has a car or at least a ride. Literally every black person I know knows how to vote (well… except the ones with felonies… but they don’t count).

With your advanced white liberal thinking, you must know more than me. Apparently, as I experience daily on this app, white liberals are experts on being black; even more so than actual black folks. Perhaps you could explain it like I’m five. I’d look it up on the internet, but Kathy Hochul has already told me I don’t know what a computer is and Joe Biden said I can’t navigate it, anyway.

Looking forward to your answer.

No hugs.
Zeek

[Doge Tipping @Dogetothemoon]

@ZeekArkham Spread this meme please!

[The🐰FOO @PolitiBunny]

Heard a rumor she really hates this …

I’ve even seen VA Democrats whining that AI should be illegal because of it.

Would be a shame if we all kept sharing it. :)

[Dr. Matthew M. Wielicki @MatthewWielicki]

After 25 years of relentless fearmongering about a climate crisis that's supposedly spiraling out of control... rising emissions, record breaking heat, apocalyptic storms, floods, wildfires, and temperature extremes... we now have the hard data from 2025 staring us in the face.

And what does it show?

Global climate-related disasters are NOT increasing. In fact, 2025 clocks in as the LOWEST year in the past quarter century for these events, according to the EM-DAT database. Provisional numbers? Sure, but even those are damning: just ONE reported extreme temperature event for the entire year. One! Let that sink in.

From 2000 to 2025, we've seen emissions skyrocket, and temperatures hit record highs year after year, according to the alarmists. Yet, the number of reported disasters... droughts (blue), extreme temps (orange), floods (green), storms (red), wildfires (purple)... hasn't shot up in some catastrophic trend. It's fluctuated, sure, but no hockey stick of doom. Peaks in the early 2000s and mid 2010s, dips in between, and now 2025 scraping the bottom.

Remember all the headlines? Climate change is fueling monster hurricanes! Heatwaves are the new normal... billions at risk! Wildfires rage because of your carbon footprint! Billions poured into green schemes, economies upended, kids terrified in schools about a burning planet. And for what? The data doesn't back it up. If CO2 is the villain driving these disasters, why aren't we seeing an explosion in events? Why is 2025, after the hottest years on record, quieter?

This destroys the hysteria. It exposes the crisis as a tool for control, funding, and power. If disasters aren't worsening despite the crisis, what's the emergency? Time to question the trillions wasted on policies that hurt the poor while enriching elites.

Wake up, world... the real catastrophe is the fear they've sold you.

What do you think? Is the climate narrative finally collapsing under its own weight? Drop your thoughts below.

[Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen]

These are the words of the first 16 scientists of 46 that have left the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) due to the corruption of science within the organisation.

Dr Robert Balling: The IPCC notes that “No significant acceleration in the rate of sea level rise during the 20th century has been detected.” This did not appear in the IPCC Summary for Policymakers.

Dr Lucka Bogataj: “Rising levels of airborne carbon dioxide don’t cause global temperatures to rise…. temperature changed first and some 700 years later a change in aerial content of carbon dioxide followed.”

Dr John Christy: “Little known to the public is the fact that most of the scientists involved with the IPCC do not agree that global warming is occurring. Its findings have been consistently misrepresented and/or politicized with each succeeding report.”

Dr Rosa Compagnucci: “Humans have only contributed a few tenths of a degree to warming on Earth. Solar activity is a key driver of climate.”

Dr Richard Courtney: “The empirical evidence strongly indicates that the anthropogenic global warming hypothesis is wrong.”

Dr Judith Curry: “I’m not going to just spout off and endorse the IPCC because I don’t have confidence in the process.”

Dr Robert Davis: “Global temperatures have not been changing as state of the art climate models predicted they would. Not a single mention of satellite temperature observations appears in the IPCC Summary for Policymakers.”

Dr Willem de Lange: “In 1996 the IPCC listed me as one of approximately 3000 “scientists” who agreed that there was a discernible human influence on climate. I didn’t. There is no evidence to support the hypothesis that runaway catastrophic climate change is due to human activities.”

Dr Chris de Freitas: “Government decision-makers should have heard by now that the basis for the long-standing claim that carbon dioxide is a major driver of global climate is being questioned; along with it the hitherto assumed need for costly measures to restrict carbon dioxide emissions. If they have not heard, it is because of the din of global warming hysteria that relies on the logical fallacy of ‘argument from ignorance’ and predictions of computer models.”

Dr Oliver Frauenfeld: “Much more progress is necessary regarding our current understanding of climate and our abilities to model it.”

Dr Peter Dietze: “Using a flawed eddy diffusion model, the IPCC has grossly underestimated the future oceanic carbon dioxide uptake.”

Dr John Everett: “It is time for a reality check. The oceans and coastal zones have been far warmer and colder than is projected in the present scenarios of climate change. I have reviewed the IPCC and more recent scientific literature and believe that there is not a problem with increased acidification, even up to the unlikely levels in the most-used IPCC scenarios.”

Dr Eigil Friis-Christensen: “The IPCC refused to consider the sun’s effect on the Earth’s climate as a topic worthy of investigation. The IPCC conceived its task only as investigating potential human causes of climate change.”

Dr Lee Gerhard: “I never fully accepted or denied the anthropogenic global warming concept until the furore started after NASA’s James Hansen’s wild claims in the late 1980s. I went to the [scientific] literature to study the basis of the claim, starting with first principles. My studies then led me to believe that the claims were false.”

Dr Indur Goklany: “Climate change is unlikely to be the world’s most important environmental problem of the 21st century. There is no signal in the mortality data to indicate increases in the overall frequencies or severities of extreme weather events, despite large increases in the population at risk.”

Dr Vincent Gray: “The [IPCC] climate change statement is an orchestrated litany of lies.”

[Dave Elyea @66jayhawk]

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[Dave Elyea @66jayhawk]

@Matt_Pinner Bruiser!

[Dave Elyea @66jayhawk]

@Mopar_Logic 1955

[Dave Elyea @66jayhawk]

@SGTWipper1Each Tell me you know nothing about guns without saying so. What ignorance you display!

[Dave Elyea @66jayhawk]

@elonmuskelry Hi!

[Dave Elyea @66jayhawk]

@us_connie 1965

[Dave Elyea @66jayhawk]

@CollinRugg Good man and family gone too soon. Sad

[Dave Elyea @66jayhawk]

@christina_bobb Turn your fire on the Dems who could have avoided any government shutdown by simply approved a clean continuing funding bill. This is a Democrat caused disaster!