Boopus

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Atlanta is so green it’s crazy. It feels like you’re in a forest the whole time.

[Boopus @680Audience]

@NUCLRGOLF It’s mostly weird that he doesn’t *want* to putt it out

[Boopus @680Audience]

@Mike_kim714 Nice seeing you at #7 yesterday!

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

This is Falcons Football: 2026 Compilation

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

"Get f---ing set!" 😭

Matt Ryan for the Falcons' 2026 schedule release 😂

(via @atlantafalcons)

[Boopus @680Audience]

@JustinMacmahan @pmcdonaldCBS Thinking that might have been deliberate

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

You think they have a rivalry?

[K8 (Kait) aka KT @bravesmonkeybiz]

Omgosh! That hope he okay! But this is a hilarious screenshot 😂

[Shane Ryan @ShaneRyanHere]

It has taken me some time to find the courage to write this tweet. Nobody wants to be thought of as weird. I'm not weird. I'm normal. I insist that I'm normal.

But a person at Golf Digest—I won't say who, although I will absolutely out them in the eventual story—had the idea of a story about the best place to urinate on a golf course in the entire USA. As in, a concerted search for the best secluded pee spot out in nature on America's courses, and I thought it was a brilliant idea.

Many of us, I think, have our own favorites. But if I'm going to hunt for this idyllic spot, this no. 1 relief area, I need to crowd source, and if I'm going to crowd source, I have to, at some point, ask people. This is what I'm doing now. Please respond here or at [email protected], make your case, you can be anonymous, or just RT if you don't have an answer but believe in the mission of telling this important story.

some FAQ:

Q: Why don't you just go in the bathroom at the turn? A: Because it's way better to pee outside.

Q: How secluded does the spot have to be? A: EXTREMELY secluded. It must be reasonably invisible to everyone, obviously, especially nearby homes.

Q: What makes a good pee spot? A: That's up to you. I want your interpretation. Serenity? A great view? Something more personal? This is an art rather than a science, though I will be treating it like science in picking a winner.

Thank you for your attention, and for agreeing that this is not weird.

[Boopus @680Audience]

@bravesmoose Brutal for Folty that just a picture of him and we know which game you mean

[Arkansas Baseball @RazorbackBSB]

I bet your little pitching staff doesn't have these cannons

[Sohaib Athar @ReallyVirtual]

Helicopter hovering above Abbottabad at 1AM (is a rare event).

[Boopus @680Audience]

@dainf4musgc @MikeBellATL @ATLHawks @NBA My brother, I don’t think you understand what I was saying

[CJ McCollum @CJMcCollum]

@ChocDelight1980 Im trying Jennifer

[Boopus @680Audience]

@LeslieMinesIII I imagine there wouldn’t have been much of that chatter if he was hitting like this the whole time

[Trae Young @TheTraeYoung]

@Fullcourtpass @MrBuckBuckNBA Remember what happened the last time the Mayor of that City had my name in his mouth during a time like this… 😂✋🏽. #DontBlameMeWhenItHappensAgain

[steve @bagshaw2112]

OMG … this is AI generated #rorymcllroy #golf @McIlroyRory

[CJ @CJNitkowski]

29 MLB managers waking up today thinking, "I need to get in the weight room."

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

This meme is about to go triple diamond