Kelly Roach

Old Shop Teacher, Husband, Dad, Poppa

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

GREAT MOMENTS IN PRESIDENTIAL ORATORY

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"-FDR

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"-JFK

"We are the ones we've been waiting for-We are the change that we seek"-Barack Obama

"I didn't have sex with a porn star"-djt

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

The definition of an Asshole is someone who believes that the rules ordinary people obey don't apply to them

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

We’ve know for some time the province faced a potential energy grid crisis. And that’s precisely why we invested millions into a national advertising campaign blaming Trudeau. Because, as everyone knows, the most effective path towards a solution is pointing your finger.

[Alberta You See Pee 🍉✊😷🟠 @youseepeeYYC]

Listen to this. Really listen.

Canada does exactly the same.

[ChrisOx @chrisoxley10]

Happy Canada Day

[Jason YYC @Jason___YYC]

Live shot of doctors, educators and health professionals.

[Western Freedom Standard Pitchbot @WesternStd]

BREAKING | Red Deer post office workers "baffled" by sudden arrival of "thousands" of mysterious costumes

"The packages were simply addressed to 'the women of Alberta, c/o David Parker.'" #abelxn23

[Director of Beach Chairs @sjcalgary]

Quick twitter poll. Who is more qualified to be Premier, A or B? 🤔

[Siobhan @mshavisham]

Tonight, a mom joined the grieving parents FB group I belong to.

Her son was killed 22 mass shootings ago.

He was killed in a mass shooting last week.

[DKGray @TheRealDKGray]

"I look at the Americans.

I look at Ron DeSantis in Florida and Kristi Noem in South Dakota," said Smith.

"They've been able to create little bastions of freedom, and we can create a little bastion of freedom in Alberta as well." - Danielle Smith speaking in Gibbons.

Freedom.

Freedom to be like Florida or South Dakota.

Freedom to be who you really want to be, what you really are.

A total uncaring dick.

Right?

That’s the “freedom” she’s celebrating.

The freedom to not give a flying fuck about other people.

No masks. No vaccines. No rules. No commitments.

Nobody stopping you from telling “your truth” about gays and immigrants and vaccines and conspiracies that you can hardly fucking spell, let alone understand.

It tells me everything that the places she aspires to take us aren’t some better version of Alberta.

But a colder version of the War on Disney and the highest Covid deaths in the US.

She wants and her base craves “freedom”, the freedom to ban books, and taunt gays, to spread hate and outright lies.

I can’t believe that Alberta has come to this, but it was inevitable when Kenney broke the wall between Jesus and the money changers to cobble together the UCP.

When she says she’ll turn us into South Dakota, believe her.

I keep telling people, you’ve got 4 weeks to get out the vote, or four years to protest.

Go help get out the vote.

Volunteer

Donate

Pressure the fuck out of your apolitical friends.

4 weeks or 4 years

Go

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

CPC insiders say now that Pierre Poilievre has finally exposed the CBC as the country’s public broadcasting service, next week he plans to reveal hockey’s Canadian origins and the longstanding secret recipe for peanut butter and jam sandwiches.

[Barbara Larochelle 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 @BarbLarochelle]

Today must seem so anticlimactic for UCP, now that ‘Take an Accused Domestic Terrorist to Work Day’ is over.

[Kelly Roach @68bird08]

Just when you think it’s not possible to be any more embarrassed about the politics in my SE Alberta home…
Drew Barnes..”here hold my beer..”

[Andrea Dekeseredy @AndieWinnipeg]

The University of Alberta presented the plan to increase tuition for all student by 5-6.5% at the same council meeting where the campus food bank gave a presentation on the unprecedented need for their services.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

grocery store chains: we set record profits this year

retail chains: we've never made so much money

energy companies: we just posted our best quarter on record

news article: who is to blame for inflation? you peasants wanting wages, probably

[David Letterman @Letterman]

The one and only Darlene Love sings "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"🎄(Supercut version)

[The Breakdown @TheBreakdownAB]

TWEET OF THE NIGHT!!!

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question