ShrinkWrapped Gundam

Former alien shooter world record holder
on the hunt for a pretty extraterrestrial wife
21 he/him

[christine 🌿 @xtinemarx]

my childhood nickname was “christine the bean” until 2001 when my older brother and sister began a competition to see which of them could think of a new nickname that made me cry the most. this resulted in them calling me “osama bin laden” for the next three years

[Thatsjustawsome of #marlyssatwt @thatsjustawsome]

his has been a vocal stim for like 3 days now

[turbomander @turbomander]

how tf am I supposed to compete with elves man, my boss just fired me because apparently celamarion thrundil only needs to “trance” for 4 hours and can still technically man the register because he's "semi-conscious" during it. fuck this realm dude

[Carolyn Wang 凯伦 @caro_irl]

mom can we stay in lorwyn forever and ever ?

[ShrinkWrapped Gundam @699BloodPerMin]

It's so joever, stuck playing roblox alone while my gf works all day while all my friends play Minecraft

[winnie! @wildstwawberry]

Ruwen Liu - the artist behind this Toph is also the creator of ‘Nijijourney’ - a software AI generated anime images that partners with Midjourney directly and Waifu Labs, another AI anime portrait creation site. She also made a game that uses 100% AI generated images.

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[ShrinkWrapped Gundam @699BloodPerMin]

to get me to tweet again Elon sent me a secret Grok Beta that sucked me dry

[ShrinkWrapped Gundam @699BloodPerMin]

ive been diagnosed with horse meat please keep me in your prayers

[ShrinkWrapped Gundam @699BloodPerMin]

Deez nuts

[ShrinkWrapped Gundam @699BloodPerMin]

How have we allowed our country to be run by complete fucking ghouls, these people are brainless and every cell in their body is dictated to make our lives a living hell and the stupidest of our society bend over and say it's great

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

🚨NEWS: The House is set to vote Monday on H.R. 867, the “IGO Anti-Boycott Act,” which would punish Americans with fines of up to $1 million or prison terms up to 20 years for participating in boycotts of Israel or Israeli settlements that are promoted by international governmental organizations (IGOs), such as the UN or EU.

The bill, sponsored by pro-Israel lawmaker Rep. Mike Lawler, expands U.S. anti-boycott law to target voluntary, values-based political action by U.S. citizens. Its aim is to shield Israel from nonviolent international pressure campaigns such as BDS.

Rights groups say the legislation criminalizes constitutionally protected political expression and is part of a broader push to suppress opposition to Israeli genocide, apartheid, and illegal settlement expansion, under the guise of fighting antisemitism.

[Benzo Stray Dogs @benzostraydogs]

Is Ryan Coogler conservative? Is Lorde transitioning? Who won the debate, Ethan Klein or Hasan? Is ChatGPT my friend? Did I leave the oven on with my head inside it?

[General Grievous @GeneralGrevio13]

FORTNITE SUCKS!!!!! I KEEP DYING!!!! AND THEY HIT THE GRIDDY ON ME!!! GRRRRAAAAHHHH!!!!!

[Panictwiter 🆖 @panictwiter]

Submerged Castle 🚰

[Almighty @almightynard_]

I hope you know when you crushed Rey Mysterio’s head you earned an enemy for life buddy

[Hello @VeinRichard]

i keep loose tobacco in a warm, moist place in order to roll what i call "mold spliffs"

[The Cosmopolitan Patriot @AndromedaPip]

The whole thread is just this.