Mister Crowley

Not a real doctor...Hockey!! Fortnite!! Infinity!! D&D!! Cars!! Amateur Streamer!!

[Mister Crowley @69DrCrowley69]

@pattonoswalt How about Rodney Dangerfields voice with that same quote!

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

- 9 wins in a row
- Points in 12 straight
- Franchise-record 7 goals in one period
- Franchise-record 12 consecutive games with 4+ goals

… AND NASHVILLE HOT CHICKEN AIN’T EVEN THAT HOT!!!

[Mister Crowley @69DrCrowley69]

@blainecapatch The strap button location is fire for Gibson....

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

how it started how it’s going

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Is this what an NFT is

[John DiMaggio @TheJohnDiMaggio]

@DougBenson Thanks Doug!!!

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

Bender = @TheJohnDiMaggio
End of discussion.

[Mister Crowley @69DrCrowley69]

If you still need a reason, this might be it!

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

truly american that the vulnerable person in the scenario has to leave, not the unwilling coworker

[Mister Crowley @69DrCrowley69]

Amazing.

[Capitals PR @CapitalsPR]

It marks Ovechkin's 275th career power play goal, passing Dave Andreychuk for the most power play goals in NHL history.

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

TED NUGENT IS TRENDING BUT I'M NOT GOING TO INVESTIGATE BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY JUST BECAUSE HE OPENED A CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL OR SAVED SOMEONE FROM CHOKING

[NHL Public Relations @NHLPR]

Another day, another all-time list @ovi8 climbs. He now needs just one power-play goal to establish an NHL record.

#NHLStats: https://t.co/R93v38La70

[Mister Crowley @69DrCrowley69]

Wow! What an amazing year for F1!!!

[Formula 1 @F1]

That extraordinary final lap of the 2021 title race in full 😮

#AbuDhabiGP 🇦🇪 #F1

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

JIMMY CARR: HIS DARK MATERIAL
My new stand-up special, launching on @netflix 25 December.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I wanted to see if Austin Powers looked normal in the Beatles documentary and it turns out yes. Yes he does.

[Mister Crowley @69DrCrowley69]

Huge shout out to our Alderman Bret Narayan!

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

St. Louis leaders voted to decrim 23-0. You can now have up to two ounces on you and SIX plants at home, St. Lou! Woo!