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[liv @verlivs]

Wdym I just had to watch Norris win Monaco

[Cytrus 🍋 @cytrusf1]

You know the race track is not suitable for F1 when Norris try his best to lose a pole on lap one, but can't

[formulafakers @formulafakers]

🚨 | BREAKING: Oscar Piastri has been turned into a pizza and will be unable to race today.

[formulafakers @formulafakers]

🚨 | Charles Leclerc’s trainer Andrea Ferrari reveals Leclerc refuses to get a prostate exam out of fear of “liking it too much.”

[formulafakers @formulafakers]

🚨 | Cardinal Luis Tagle has made a change to his bible under Pope Fermé and will start from the back of the conclave today.

[via @ClubConcrave]

[formulafakers @formulafakers]

🚨 | BREAKING: Mick Schumacher has signed a contract with Alpine that will take place after Franco Colapinto's 5 race contract. The former Haas F1 driver will have 5 races starting from Silverstone.

[Motorsqorts @Motorsqorts]

🚨 BREAKING: Monster Energy is planning on to launch a limited "Lando Norris" edition flavour that comes in bottles.

[Motorsqorts @Motorsqorts]

🚨 Monster Energy “Lando Norris” Flavour is set to release in the UK this weekend.

“Zero Sugar, Zero Championships.” 🔥🔥

(@Motorsport)

[formulafakers @formulafakers]

🚨 | Ferrari have a special HP themed livery planned for the Miami GP, to “commemorate the anniversary of the Scuderia Ferrari HP partnership.”

[🐐🇳🇱 @Mikk_MV33]

Max Verstappen is 27 years old, at that same age:

- Lewis Hamilton: Had 1 World Championship.
- Michael Schumacher: Joined Ferrari.
- Mika Hakkinen: No world championships
- Ayrton Senna: No world championships
- Nelson Piquet Jr: No world championships

GOAT.

[formulafakers @formulafakers]

🚨| Kimi Antonelli reportedly checked 5+7 on his calculator “just to be sure.”

[Motorsqorts @Motorsqorts]

🚨 Aston Martin has issued a report to the media that Lance Stroll remains an “untradable” prospect for them.

“We cannot give up a promising talent like Lance.” 🔒

(per @autosport)

[Motorsqorts @Motorsqorts]

🚨 Oscar Piastri is now 2 WINS away from passing Charles Leclerc on F1's all time wins list, per @racefansdotnet.

😳

[Parody FIA @FIAsteward]

Verstappen took an accepted racing line through turn 1.

[Motorsqorts @Motorsqorts]

🚨 The Lando Norris era has been paused indefinitely.

Oscar Piastri - 99
Lando Norris - 74

[formulafakers @formulafakers]

🚨 | Lewis Hamilton was asked about what his fans mean to him:

🗣️ “It means so much to me, receiving this love from the whole world. I've got fans in all 194 countries and it's amazing to see.”
🎙️ “There are 195 countries, Lewis.”
🗣️ “Israel does not count as a country to me.”

[formulafakers @formulafakers]

🚨 | Max Verstappen says his rear end is “very loose” this weekend:

🗣️ “Yeah, it's been a problem all season. I've been pushing really hard to try and get the most from my rear end, but it's really too loose. I'll get the mechanics to give me a bigger load for FP2.”