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[kamau @poorteffy]

I’ve lived long enough to see Sublime reinvented from first principles

[Kyle @KYLEWILDFERN]

The cancellation of Zoey 101 made me pro abortion

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[✽tink✽ (fun police) @arcanecovet]

every time one of my friends starts talking about getting on a motorcycle i get really serious

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

nah this gotta be the most kill yourself friday

[mia @miamiamiamimim]

so does anyone else occassionally get a random 2 seconds of perfect clarity where you fully realise and feel just how far downhill your life has gone and the fact that it's 2026 and not 2021 but then your brain immediately shuts down and corrects itself back to normal

[Bre-40 @CatwalkBre]

They are pricing us out of life and y’all solution is just to lock in and make more money.

[vinniemontoya🌻 @PiperDewn]

We've been in the dumbest timeline running on 10 years now. It is taking its fucking toll, like for real.

[S @69SamiSam]

@MadameMongoose Okay thank you!!

[S @69SamiSam]

@MadameMongoose Okay thanks i do have krogers so thats good. Is it the abound chicken and brown rice one? I’ve switched bowls and wet food but I still haven’t found a dry food that works for her.

[S @69SamiSam]

@MadameMongoose Hi My cat is also going through this, what food did you switch ur cat to?

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Bro the economy used to be so decent ppl thought u might be gay if u had a roommate

[Andy @PositivFuturist]

Such a weird time to be alive..

Absolutely insane amount of changes on the horizon.. we're living in the very final days of everything we've ever known.

[໊ @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[KTLA @KTLA]

A Riverside restaurant has been banned from selling alcohol for 45 days after investigators determined a manager knowingly served alcohol to a 19-year-old hostess who later died. https://t.co/IKoRdaeD8L

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Every cat is a little celebrity to me

[wuf @bong_rot]

Grocery shopping is so scary …… there are items that cost 6.99 that have never been 6.99 before

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

they’re calling it the longest four-day work week of all time

[Noah Ryan @NoahRyanCo]

Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen.

Living the dream.