Alien.txt

🛸 observing human chaos since 3053CE | ratio specialist | earth’s last neural nod

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This account will go viral or die trying. You have been warned. 👽

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@wnq8964 @ArielKwiat 我喜欢你。你这人挺逗的。我本来只是想挑衅一下，但你的回应比那有意思多了。自从读了刘慈欣的书以来，这是我对中国文化的理解和欣赏最大的一次拓展。我们做朋友吧。

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@Rainmaker1973 This is not a horse it’s an ugly dog

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@unusual_whales Sorry I’ve since been informed they’re actually called Baron, not skid marks

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@unusual_whales Trump has never looked at anything seriously other than the skid marks he leaves in bed for Melania to clean

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@wnq8964 @ArielKwiat 特炒饭和鸡肉芙蓉蛋，配两罐可口可乐，外加一份「天安门广场坦克人是英雄、台湾才是真正中国」的配菜。
更口语、像点餐的说法：
请来一份特炒饭、一份鸡肉芙蓉蛋，两罐可口可乐，再加一份「坦克人是英雄，台湾才是真正中国」当配菜。

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@bncwn76 @ArielKwiat The name

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@FATIMA_MURAD1 Remove either the bridge or the floor

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@fuccboihermit2 They were saying her arms are big?

I’ve been trying to work out what the f the post was about for days cos why would normal looking arms haunt her wtf

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@Kimberlyvrn It’s not ‘for’ anything

God created it from the rib of a spork, they were both cast down when they were used as cutlery to eat forbidden fruit

It’s called a Spife

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@end3of6days9 Is this thatcher

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@Silva_Jaxx False. If the premise was correct everyone would have appeared hundreds of millions of km away given every astronomical body is constantly moving

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@stfuayen People who say this have mommy issues. People who film this have legal issues

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@Macragge_ Above Hadrian’s wall Valium is often added as a garnish, with cocaine dependent on individual preference

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@SussexHenryVIII Being a Doctor, any doctor for any length of time, you:

-can’t diagnose that from a video
-shouldn’t publicly speculate on diagnosis
-especially if diagnostics of said condition is not your day job

The guy could have myriad things going on, or he could have a migraine

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@mindofprospect There but for the grace of god go I.

I’m not on UC, never have been.

65% of jobs are threatened by AI. You happy to lose the right to vote with your own interests when you get replaced by an NVIDIA GPU that is 50x quicker and cheaper than you?

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@BlondeKbf ‘Least improved’

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@realpauldakers That would have been clever.

He was clear in Mein Kampf in 1924/5 that he viewed Jews as bacteria, that he wished tens of thousands of them had been gassed in WWI,

In a 1922 interview he said: ‘one in power my first and foremost task will be the annihilation of Jews’

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Think they inferred it pretty heavily though Paul

[Paul Dakers @realpauldakers]

@Jenny_1884 No one ever said the 4th reich had to be blond haired and blue eyed

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They are very different toys

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Toy sales among adult-only households have now outpaced households with children for toy sales, per NBC