THE LAGOSIAN

❤️Humanity!! 🇳🇬🥸!! Humor! Finding myself💯! Anything ⚽️🎾

[THE LAGOSIAN @69_dehyde]

Constant thoughts

[Teni T. @aloinett]

Today I'm thinking about culture - A long time ago I was cooking with a French friend and we made fried yams. While we were cleaning up, I noticed him begin to empty the pan of oil into the sink and I almost had a heart attack. I grabbed it from him and said "We don't do that!"

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

If you’re Nigerian and you didn’t drop litter in your environment today, like & RT. I want to check something.

[THE LAGOSIAN @69_dehyde]

@BlehisBack Unilag wan use bed bugs kill us 😒

[THE LAGOSIAN @69_dehyde]

@tobyasky Chelsea vs Psg = Palmer
City vs Real = Haaland
Arsenal vs Leverkusen = Gyokeres

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

If you’re Nigerian and you didn’t drop litter in your environment today, like & RT. I want to check something.

[Jon Law @jonxlaw]

I stumbled upon a graph (below) showing that California's energy costs are absurdly 400% more expensive than North Dakota and North Dakota has the cheapest energy in the nation??

So one rabbit hole later, it turns out these two states showcase a lot of what you can do right and wrong to make energy affordable and accessible, and so here's my deep dive on the energy story of ND and CA and what it means for the rest of us:

(you may want to bookmark and come back, it's a long read)

🧵👇

[THE LAGOSIAN @69_dehyde]

@Hakeem_Onitolo Bread and beans at 2001 before I enter sports centre that year 🤭 na normal levels.

Some of us can eat bread anytime, any day and any how. The body will always take care of it

[archivi.ng @StartArchiving]

35 years ago in Kwara State, a night of celebration became a nightmare when a building with 14 sleeping children caught fire. One man stepped in to stop a tragedy.

This is the story of Saka Daramola.

[Mr. Possible @Mrpossidez]

People ask these sort of questions then refuse to follow the logic through. Because they’ve been conditioned to fear questioning. If people who don’t pray get the same material things you pray for (and they do), there are only a few possibilities.

[THE LAGOSIAN @69_dehyde]

@CoachKingLeon TAX GUIDE

[King Leo @CoachKingLeon]

I just dropped a full breakdown showing how Nigerians can legally pay 0% tax... even if you earn from freelancing, crypto, YouTube, affiliate marketing, or online business.

This SHORT guide reveals:

- The new 2026 FIRS digital monitoring system

- Why freelancers will start paying 7–24% automatically

- How to switch from Personal Income Tax to 0% Company Income Tax

- The exact CAC structure that makes your income legally tax-free

The step-by-step method to protect your bank inflows from heavy tax deductions

All you need is a phone or laptop.

Like, RT + reply “TAX GUIDE” and I’ll DM you the full document (must be following)

[The Big Bird🦅⚽️ @c_mobike]

Azamen and their benefit boys had to block me 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️.

#savenigerianfootball

[University of Ibadan Students' Union @studentsunionui]

🚨 MISSING PERSON ALERT 🚨

The public is hereby urged to assist in locating Okey Uchenna Williamspaul, a 400 level student of the Department of Archaeology and Anthropology, University of Ibadan, who has been declared missing.

Last Seen:
📍 Bello Cafeteria, University of Ibadan
📅 October 6th, 2025

Description:

Name: Okey Uchenna Williamspaul
Gender: Male
Level: 400
Department: Archaeology and Anthropology
University: University of Ibadan
Outfit (at the time of disappearance): Black round-neck T-shirt, black trousers, and a black face cap. He also had a hoodie wrapped around his neck and a cross bag.

Efforts to reach him since his disappearance have been unsuccessful, and there is growing concern for his safety and well-being.

Anyone with useful information regarding his whereabouts is strongly urged to contact any of the following numbers immediately:
📞 [phone], [phone], [phone], [phone], [phone]

Please share widely... Let's help bring Okey Uchenna Williamspaul home safely.

[THE LAGOSIAN @69_dehyde]

@thejinduenugbe [email protected]

[THE LAGOSIAN @69_dehyde]

@olatunegie @ayo_solace @olateeman The original Lagos Island (Eko)?

[THE LAGOSIAN @69_dehyde]

This, and the ones that'll stand you up on Zoom/Meet. At least let me know if you won't be available or why you were not available.

No! They'll ghost you. As if someone applied for them.

[Deniyi🤴🏽🙏🏽 @MonsieurLawal]

Called 10 job applicants (2ce each) today. Phone rang, none picked. I didn't even know what to do at that instance.

I'm beginning to experience what @tundeskie and @nsemeke33 talk about recruitment die die. I'm too young for this stress abeg😢

[THE LAGOSIAN @69_dehyde]

What are friends for 🤝

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

I’m reviewing this application and it seems like the candidate’s referee has also applied for the same position.

[THE LAGOSIAN @69_dehyde]

@Bn_Abdulhadi @bin_gbada @SadiqSaniAbba Hit the street? Over 90% of Nigerians have no use for passports. Na person wey don chop dey travel 🤧

[THE LAGOSIAN @69_dehyde]

@abz8821 Skill issue

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

When the American empire finally collapses, historians won’t be stunned by the greed of the elite; They’ll be stunned by the loyalty of the poor.

The working class didn’t just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them.

They slashed their own benefits, gutted their own healthcare, and cheered while the rich wrote off private jets as tax deductions.

Not because it helped them.
But because they were told it would hurt someone else.

And that, right there, is how you rig a democracy without ever breaking a single law.

[THE LAGOSIAN @69_dehyde]

It's caused by classism. We don't people to see us as not having enough money to buy.

[MAKANAKI @black_bhoy_]

Oyinbo people: I can't afford it.

Naija people: I go come back tomorrow, hope say una go open😂😂