Jewish Clickbait

Anthony Goldstein. Ravenclaw. Jewish wizard.

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Y’all mind if I call on the resting soul of Galileo?

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“If the internet didn’t exist I never would have known I was circumcised”

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The copy on wrapped is getting out of hand

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If I ever have a second of alone time and quiet in my office at school I like to go “ball of tin foil” mode and crumple myself up rlly small

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If a room full of future history teachers complimented my outfit does that mean I should burn it

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Pitching dylan on upgrading his sneakers with the intensity of an overeager account executive closing a billion dollar deal

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we all have that one uncle who is your fathers brother

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As a graduate student, it is important to apologize profusely every single time you make a comment in class.

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@charliehennessy What does this mean

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@charliehennessy Accepting thoughts and prayers at this time

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All these renaissance tour vids remind me of the day I was trying to nap in the gay part of riis and 5 different speakers were playing break my soul slightly out of sync w each other. That’s what’s waiting for us in Homo Hell btw

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fluffer

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What would your job on the leftist commune be

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been saying this for years

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When two blonde people are in a relationship, it cancels out whatever sex appeal either of them had individually

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@GucciBuitton :’)

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I’m not becoming a teacher because I have a savior complex. I’m doing it for the free apples

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Char proud of me :’)

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A core responsibility of being office admin is to dress festive. It is crucial to do this. Workers depend on it.

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Oh, you’re ethically non monogamous? Explain the trolly problem.

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Concerning….
Dylan keeps describing himself as “the most body positive person out there”