Ellie xx

on here to lie and that’s it

[Buffalo Br0 @buffalobr0]

2026 and we still don't have protein NyQuil. Guess it's fuck me then

[KATUSHA AK-47 @catgirluniverse]

taking stimulants just so i can be really good at going on my phone

[kart @kiluhz]

when people dont think how i do i get really angry like maybe a monkey would

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

they’re doing top surgery on the Statue of Liberty

[Smarty Pants✨ @ItsREE_1908]

And for all the folks that’s always talkin shit about MS. How you’ll never live here or drive through (even tho nobody invited your ass). This celebration ain’t for you!

[Imagine Dragons Hate Account. @_21Average_]

Woke 3 we’re having trans athletes swim in the Reflecting Pool

[#SEIYA2CLE @cdlenthusiast]

YOUR BODY, MY CHOICE @realDonaldTrump

[diawlectical @diawlectical]

If you vote in a gymnasium they should let you hoop while you wait!!!

[Jeff Melnick @melnickjeffrey1]

I love all the children equally on Halloween but have a special place in my heart for the ones who linger in my doorway trying to look around my house. They are the gossips of the future!

[Russian Princess @trustfundwife]

Dudes be dressed up as Hugh Hefner for Halloween while in active Klarna debt

[Olivia, The Celluloid Atrocity @sour_blues]

Mrs. Aluminum Foil and Mr. Metal Fork are your friends and they want to be in. The microwave

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders have unionized.

[yecnalc @yecnalc]

I lowkey know everything but no one asks

[em 👑 @maybebbplease]

megan thee stallion makes me want to write fanmail. like an actual physical letter with stickers and shit

[theo 🎧 @sharkfinks]

i am not a curse. me watching the game has no influence on the outcome. i am not a curse. me watching the game has no influence on the outcome. i am not a curse. me watching the game has no influence on the outcome. i am not a curse. me watching the game has no influence on th

[katie!!!!!!!!!!!!! @katiopolis]

i think the whole “different alcohols having different effects” thing is BS except for red wine. red wine will have you sexting your mailman

[َ @spiderlnd]

do not put me in charge in any situation cus i'll start running that shit like the navy and everybody will wanna die

[Willie “刺客” McFarland @WillieStinger45]

About to Irish enterance my boy he has NO idea I’m in his crib