Dobbie Dippenaar

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me

[Dobbie Dippenaar @69dobbie]

The longer I take to reply to your text the less I like you

[Dobbie Dippenaar @69dobbie]

2014 - mik noord en fok voort

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

I laugh at my own texts before I send them because I am that damn funny.

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

What do ducks smoke?

Quack...

[Dobbie Dippenaar @69dobbie]

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing? A: a knife has a point

[Dobbie Dippenaar @69dobbie]

A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.

[Dobbie Dippenaar @69dobbie]

Yo mamma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

[Dobbie Dippenaar @69dobbie]

Yo Mamma is so ugly, her nickname is hairy pooter.

[Dobbie Dippenaar @69dobbie]

Yo Mamma is so dirty she slowed down speed stick.

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

We all have a friend that only gets called by their nickname, and it sounds weird to even say their real name.

[Dobbie Dippenaar @69dobbie]

Stop emo jokes, cut it out

[Dobbie Dippenaar @69dobbie]

Stop these cripple jokes, I can't stand it

[Dobbie Dippenaar @69dobbie]

I was going to tell a black joke but I'll SLAVE it for later