ilse la holandés

23 ❀ Strategically hypergamous, dark feminine, Saturn dominant STEMme fatale. Mast-HER of the Biological Sciences, wokism, and more.

[ilse la holandés @69egghead]

Zer are germans in mein dorm room

[ilse la holandés @69egghead]

Je kunt tegenwoordig ook nergens meer een grapje over maken 🙄🙄

[Jurgen Gee @JurgenGee]

Dit is een geintje toch? Toch @albertheijn?

[富源 𖦹 @jvccky]

LGBTQ (let’s get bánh mì tonight queen)

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

This is the Hilarious Ross Matthews.

[ilse la holandés @69egghead]

My new @ is maudnowgone in case anyone wants to follow me.

[ilse la holandés @69egghead]

I’m back once more but i don’t know for how long until my account gets suspended for no reason again

[ilse la holandés @69egghead]

Can’t believe ring-tailed lemurs are primates. Funky cats at best.

[coffee @eventualforever]

Mitski has done absolutely nothing on earth to deserve the absolutely wretched fanbase she’s accrued very recently, her music is so thoughtful and personal and emotionally complex and the tiktok crowd that’s swarmed on it flatten it into idiocy and memes. i feel terrible for her

[ilse la holandés @69egghead]

Black history month!! Yay!

[ilse la holandés @69egghead]

Ik zal later terug moeten komen op deze vraag maar waarom voelt die/diens zo gender affirmerend 😭

[Big Smart F@ggot 🦮 @sodomylover]

I love how the guy has actual things about him, defining character traits, some sort of existence beyond being a man. Whereas the woman is just good at being a woman and she could also be a mom maybe.

[eliza @thefemiurge]

"fav ship dynamic" and it's just heterosexuality with traditional gender roles

[The Cosmopolitan Patriot 🌎 @AndromedaPip]

The true embodiment of patriarchy: I wish to go off and commit violence with no restriction for the glory of it and when I get back I want every women to be my mom.

[ilse la holandés @69egghead]

Like no wonder this woman almost quit music. I love her and have seen her live twice but so many people don’t know how to be normal about their attachment to her music.

[ilse la holandés @69egghead]

Idc if I sound like a grumpy old man but a lot of teenagers seem to have a very weird parasocial relationship with (especially female solo) artists they listen to to the point where you’ll have like 5 instances of someone screaming something weird at an artist to get attention

[mitski nation @mitskination_]

shes so real for saying "no silly"

[mitski files @mitskifiIes]

can we hear a little commotion for mitski's new haircut

[ilse la holandés @69egghead]

Does anyone know how to make sure twitter doesn’t flag your account as spam? I’m tired of my account being suspended.