average slop sucker

people will jack your style but wont jack you off

he/him
#NUKE

[average slop sucker @69shrimps]

#DAILYAFFIRMATIONS

[average slop sucker @69shrimps]

comparing the "total listening time" to my stats on https://t.co/tJwJEwYlCk, it seems like it only recorded 40% of what i actually listened to

[average slop sucker @69shrimps]

i dont even understand how but my spotify wrapped is completely wrong

[average slop sucker @69shrimps]

i need a new weather app.... what the hell is this

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

everyone at work is loving my new catchphrase, "guess i'll just go fuck myself then"

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Scientist here ☝️ it’s because the beer hits harder at higher altitudes, causing men to cross the “gay threshold” (actual term) significantly faster than at sea level.

[Nuke @megab00f]

I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.

[average slop sucker @69shrimps]

@catdadtomat everyone acting like youre crazy has no clue what theyre talking about lmfao. im gen z and 25 and 1997 being the cutoff is a new concept, when i was younger the consensus was that gen z started in 1995

[alls @quiiickly]

I spilled some salad in front of my students and I said Thats fine real winners can afford to lose every once in a while and they were like woaaaahhh

[mariana @elegy2thevoid]

I never left ❤️

[joshua de oliveira @thegeolojosh]

Goodlands: a game about dinos digging up dinos

Check out the demo on Steam :)

[💞 𝘈𝘯𝘪.𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘢 💞 @AniiKiira]

My favorite RedNote find is this one user who keeps dressing up her cursed Mads Mikkelsen JPG plushie

[Eris ☘️ af: ambr @bugwaffles]

(´• ᴥ •`) 🫧🦭

[average slop sucker @69shrimps]

i was already leaving spotify to listen to youtube music and actual cds instead but this kind of solidified it since wrapped was one of my favorite things about spotify

[average slop sucker @69shrimps]

looking at how my last fm compares to my spotify wrapped, its so obvious that this years wrapped was fake 😭

[average slop sucker @69shrimps]

i remember it was like 4 years ago bc anderson cooper was wasted

[average slop sucker @69shrimps]

"YOURE GAYY????"

[average slop sucker @69shrimps]

is the new york ball countdown always this chaotic

[Kye @GxldSociety]

Megan really did her biggest one with this