alyssa

[Omo Ade @MaxToks001]

i miss when 1k was a lot of money

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

The way I don't care about my Instagram account anymore 😭😭

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I hope the next global trend is critical thinking

[Iamseni @senisc0]

Just this

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

When I do laundry I be wanting to take off the clothes I'm wearing so everything can be clean😭.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

One thing I’ve realized is that when you're a lil too understanding, people become a lil too inconsiderate of you.

[.-dij @kzs_xo]

I might be showing my age but anyone remember wrapping coins to take to the bank and get cash back?

[*ੈ✩ liéma @hearts444liemaa]

Yall think provider just means money? 🤣 this why yall lost.

[Jiggy Baby💋 @thejesam]

I've learned to stop telling my friends about my love life

[BIG R 27 @yourboirhema]

my attitude is so fucking bad when im annoyed thats why i just stay quiet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Bright.web3 @brightafia]

As a water drinker, you DEFINITELY taste the difference in certain waters.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day.

[Sophie ✨ @splashysophy]

I won’t even lie…

I work out because I want to look good naked.

Health is important, but vanity got me through the door. 😂

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Whoever invented Pinterest absolutely ate.

[john @johnsemley3000]

top life tip: literally nobody is thinking about you. you are barely perceived. nobody is observing or regarding you.

[🐝 @beha_hun]

And she was right.

[k @ysljennii]

watching a man cook is probably #1 on the list for nonsexual things that turn me on/I’m attracted to.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Apple Music is really terrible at shuffling music. Thousands of songs and it still finds a way to play the same 40 song.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to be 15 again. i know what to do this time.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Nobody wants to admit it, but Google was enough.