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[Jes @bloodstarvedjax]

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

Glad we’re holding the people having sex on national television to a high moral standard

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The irony of Republicans controlling all branches of government while

bankrupting the country, starting a war, sending money to fraudulent programs, violating the Constitution, giving corporations immunity...

but arguing that the biggest problem we have is “stolen elections.”

[Bryan Beal 🎧 @bryanrbeal]

We’re always just one more tax away from Utopia

[Iranian Force @MrImranPk]

78 years of killing children

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

craziest 180 in rhetoric ive ever seen, iran had them bent over biting the mattress my god

[Clay Martin ⚔️ @wayofftheres]

Do it p*ssy. Lay them cards on the table Bibi.

[Logan Dobson @LoganDobson]

"The pope's brother attended the gladiatorial combat held to commemorate the empire's 250th anniversary" is the kind of fun fact you'd hear in a history podcast and go "huh, wild"

[Virgil @VirgilsQuill]

I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.

[Angela Morabito @AngelaLMorabito]

My immigration stance: We should trade every single blue-haired, septum-pierced, gender-confused whacko for one single Freddy.

[Jonathan Smith @DegenerateTBone]

Texas Tech's PR strategy to defend playing Brenden Sorsby seems to be:

1. We're just trying to help a child who is also an addict
2. Hey, at least he didn't murder anyone, amirite?
3. We'll sue your ass if you don't want to play us

Did I miss anything?

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.

[Alex Kirshner @alex_kirshner]

The bad faith here, the thing that's gross, is trying to slip in this insane idea that the only way Texas Tech can support Sorsby's fight against addiction is putting him on the field at QB. Strikes me as a mockery of mental illness for their own cynical ends

[Frontierism @frontierism]

“Your honor, this is only his first murder”

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

New fantasy football punishment

Loser has to stand outside MSG in the opposing teams jersey after a Knicks loss

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

MASSIE: “The Israelis napalmed the deck of the USS Liberty and then machine-gunned the lifeboats. They were intent on leaving no survivors.”

It took 59 years for the USS Liberty survivors to even be recognized by our occupied government. God bless Thomas Massie.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Pentagon is concerned that a foreign nation may be spying on senior Trump administration officials, per NBC News.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[JW @JWepp]

Wemby ordering hits is wild😭😭😭

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

He also said that Mexico was going to pay for the border wall, Hillary Clinton would go to jail, we would get mass deportations, we would cut the national debt, and we wouldn’t start new wars.

Sorry if I’m having a hard time believing this.